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[ルーク @mukuslukas]

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[mae @maespov]

idk who needs to hear this but just focus on you fr

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[first RN wit a RN @JamalBackAgain]

that nigga created a new SLUR for asian people and he soft launched it on his fuckin wife. may be the wildest thing that happened this year so far.

[Skely @123skely]

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king.

I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

[wint @dril]

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

People don't understand when I say I like grapes but not grape flavored products. That sht don't even be tasting like grapes.. it be tasting like... purple.
And y'all maď that makes sense.

[Samson Folk (the coach) @samfolkk]

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money

[Mike @hammerito]

I don't follow NBA a ton but shoutout to Bam Margera man

[ルーク @mukuslukas]

@NachoOtter

[❤️‍🔥 @guiilltyasin]

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[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Ain’t nothing an ice cold Barq’s root beer and some tiddies won’t cure

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

I DONT CARE THAT YOU HATE YOURSELF!!!

[ルーク @mukuslukas]

@notmarcoplus @Chungusnation5 As a white person I understood the entire tweet and am cracking up at how you filleted this racist 🤣

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

We’ve seen all the crazy, scary, spooky shit. When does it get hilarious?

[ルーク @mukuslukas]

@Bmore12_ @LauraLoomer Goddamn twin didn't hold back 🤣

[ルーク @mukuslukas]

@stavvybaby

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Smoking on that shit that made Zohran’s mom Donny

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I walked in on my 5yo son sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn't even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don't have answers please”.

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Damn it

[PUSCIFER @puscifer]

𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘐𝘴𝘯’𝘵 is out now.
Listen everywhere: https://t.co/UW2oGgFGc2

[ルーク @mukuslukas]

Preordered and ready 🥹

Also can we get some more "spirit box" vinyls on the store please?? 🙏 @flyinglotus

[Bleep @bleep]

Pre-Order Now:
Flying Lotus - Big Mama
@BRAINFEEDER

https://t.co/147UESgNSf

+ Blue vinyl with screen-printed B-side
+ 12x12” sticker sheet
+ Artwork by Christopher Ian Macfarlane

Debut release on his own label Brainfeeder – an explosive and utterly unique 7-track EP titled BIG MAMA encompassing the
boundary-exploding approach to music and storytelling that has cemented @flyinglotus' status as one of the most influential and creative voices in modern experimental music.