You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwwww.
In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.
So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.
Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.
Japan as a tourist: I want nothing but the most authentic washoku home cooked meals from recipes dating back to the dawn of the Edo era
Japan as a resident: Damn the Shinjuku Sizzler salad bar sounds perfect rn