There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television
I work at a shop that used to carry a product that's since been made illegal. We stopped carrying it the moment it was banned.
Every so often an undercover cop comes in to check.
Him: You guys still carry Spice?
Me: No sir. We stopped carrying it when it became illegal. It's a serious charge if you're caught with it.
Him: Nothing in the back?
Me: Nothing anywhere. We don't carry it in any form.
Him: Appreciate it.
Two other guys had been browsing the store the whole time. One of them clearly hadn't been paying attention to our conversation.
He walked up to the undercover cop.
Him: Hey. I got some stuff in my car you might be interested in.
Cop: (without missing a beat)
Cop: Really. Show me.
The three of them walked out.
I picked up a broom.
Started sweeping near the front door.
Watched them walk to the car.
Watched the trunk open.
Watched the cop's expression change.
Me: (leaning on the broom)
Me: (watching the dumbest drug deal in history unfold in my car park)
Me: (in broad daylight)
Me: (directly in front of my store)
Me: (they approached an undercover cop)
Me: (voluntarily)
Me: (and offered to show him everything)
Me: (I have worked here for three years)
Me: (nothing has come close to this)
"My PC is infected with ransomware."
Tech forums:
"Have you tried sfc /scannow?"
That's like bringing Flex Tape to a submarine with a missing wall.
#DDW#DarkWeb#CyberSecurity#Ransomware
Happy to say we're unaffected by IronWorm, because we've already been compromised by some other hacker since late last year.
I'm gonna let them defend their territory.
you are hereby sentenced to “mystery command prompt with a bunch of text opens and closes for 0.00001 nanoseconds and you now fear for your Discord account and Robux”
Tennessee has passed a law requiring both prospective and current data center owners to bear the entire cost of their necessary utility infrastructure, per WKRN