_.The- clown_🤡

surveyor kiarie
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car enthusiast🚘🛫

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman01]

Harry cane atashangaa sana kupatana na Kenya cane.

[Oiii @qwessbpg]

Nishai pigana ma munju na sneaky link kejani adi akanyonya mjulus,alafu akanisho ati ataki temptation,nilishika mschana wa wenyewe namna hii nikatoa iyo sweat pant alikua amevaa,alitii kweli kuna mchezo siezi tolerate,utaki nini na umekuja apa

[ßtc @buzorszn]

A nigga should have good detachment skills, so emotions don't ruin his motion.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

As my granfather Kinyanjui would say, He who tickles a mad woman in the darkness of the market sheds, should not be surprised when she tickles him back in the midday sun; on a market day.

[gilly✨ @gillyorwhatever]

I don’t do well around people who don’t appreciate logic and reasoning. Your feelings will never outweigh facts around me.

[R’ma @AlyceHope]

Can we normalize asking God to heal the parts of us that keep sabotaging the blessings we prayed for.

[. @Fimiye]

I have this guy who prefers going to women’s houses to sleep with them because, according to him, it’s easier to leave their house than to chase a woman out of his own 😂😭

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans. Make sure you wearing clean underwear. The paramedics go through alot.

[munir @bigpochu]

I want to make enough money to just have drugs in the house

[BLUE @l_2iyi]

I would have loved you for a lifetime, but on an ordinary day in October, you made me realize that nothing I did for you would ever be enough

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the level of confidence that comes with dressing well & smelling good>>>>>

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Arsenal lost to high school kids who double as part-time footballers in the name of Fleetwood. We have completely lost the impact of shame 😂

[Michael Owino @OwinoMichael_]

Mimi sijui mbona Wanawake wanapenda kuenda waxing. Wewe unaenda kufanya kazi Turkana for 3 months na unarudi bila kuguza mwanamke yeyote. Ukirudi kwa nyumba unapata bibi alienda waxing wakachota nywele na ngozi ya Nyapwetho ya bibi. Saa hii nyapwetho ya bibi inakaa kichwa ya bookten. Bure kabisa!

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Ngamia babes wakiamua kutoa Buibui it will be over for Tilapia babes😂😂💔

[lia @iluvvbagels]

twitter was made for people who talk to themselves

[iiitsPayday 🪙 @PaydayTheNigga]

Man please send me a boring bitch I’m not staying up till 4am every weekend

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Shoutout to those older friends who do not carry seniority on their head like weave on.

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.

[𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲©🇰🇪 @RichieHub_]

Kama hio heist ya Safaricom na Equity imekupita wewe ni mamba mslow sana. Massive withdrawals lately

[Mad mose🇰🇪🇯🇲 @Madmose0]

Millennial akikutumia pesa alafu ukose kumpigia kumwambia zimefika😅