Champagne Papí Van Winkle

Chicagoland native in the Bay Area. shitpoaster, dorkwad left.

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@nazzobetweeting sorry, “tiktok”

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@nazzobetweeting Follow Tio Taco on twitter and get ready to drive to Chula Vista or National City.

El Indio isn’t bad, but there’s much better, it’s just not near downtown.

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@onlyseedaisies there’s a post floating around that goes:

“will you do anything i say, no matter what?”.

“yes, yes, anything.”

“Good, I want you to stay hydrated and practice self care.”

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@avramnotever Ope, i think you’ve got that Midwestern shame there, bud. It’s OK, I moved to Cali, miss the Midwest most of the time (just not in February).

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@mee___maw Keep going. At age 28 Ihad moved back home after 3 years out of state w/ no job, living at home w/ my parents. By age 33 I had a secure job, was married, owned a home and had 2 kids.

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ @dcg1114 Bro, it’s hot in Gilroy, Salinas & even Watsonville. Jobs are over the hill. Not gonna happen.

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@Favwontmiss i don’t believe this for a minute.

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@tractor_owner I mean, it’s not like they hid it in Ohio or W. Virginia.

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@jake____lewis i pass this test and I grew up in the ‘burbs.

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@mattlindner

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@Blue666Dark @Sneakyone75

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@citehchris sure thing, hoss.

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@_The_Wub_ wait, Andrew Vacchs? i loved those books.

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I do all of these. Literally every single one.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

20 ADHD EXPERIENCES THAT FINALLY HAVE NAMES:

1. body doubling — you can't start alone, but with someone nearby, it happens

2. time blindness — there's no "later." only now, or not yet

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@RossRead Wait, no Kuma’s? Did they close? i haven’t been back in a while.

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@SwiftOnSecurity What the fuck is up Denny’s!

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@GovernorAnne My 17 year old son rocks JNCOs and thrifted Ed Hardy t-shirts like it’s 2001. It’s amazing.

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@aaron_renn The Silicon Valley (CA) & Bay Area in general is full of poorly constructed homes thrown up in the 60’s in need of repair.

The condos that went up in 70’s & 80’s are worse.

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@Imakatt deep dish is good every once in a while. i like Pequod’s.

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@cookiecarver Tai chi.