nasilemakenthusiast

[A-san @SatoshiCukkagu]

As a Malaysian, I've met three types of Indonesian

1. Friendly Indonesian that actually holding accountable for the haze
2. Unfortunate Indonesian, friendly but being blamed for the haze
3. Zionist Indonesian acting like Bani Israel just because they won a trophy
#Indonesia

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

if i show up to class and uncle pussy is doing the splits on it im out

[Ariff Eye Ahmad ™ @KartunisGandum]

Tak tahu ngaji

@anwaribrahim

[HartalDoktorKontrak @HKontrak]

Finally. The next generation of doctors won’t have to go through what we went through, and that’s why we started this. Alhamdulillah.

[َ @gffyoq]

my coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems.

[sei la | TA 27 MAU @eunaosouvose]

ideia de date: ir em um protesto

[Anti-Feudal @lope1985]

Apa yg “memiskinkan” negara kaya kita Malaysia:
1. Rasuah
2. Mega project yg tak perlu
3. Konsesi yg melingkupkan
4. Tiada meritokrasi
5. Extremis agama & bangsa

[Anwar Ibrahim @anwaribrahim]

Fit Check ✅

#MalaysiaMADANI
#YakinMADANI
#Belanjawan2027

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

TERKINI

Pelajar Tingkatan 6 akan dapat Elaun RM 2,500 memanfaatkan 9,000 pelajar Tingkatan 6

Kali pertama dalam sejarah Malaysia

[princess @Burnzgw]

I love being home alone unlimited masturbating😭

[StratCommX @StratCommX]

Isu doktor kontrak

Dimulakan oleh @NajibRazak dan Menteri Kesihatan, S. Subramaniam, 2016

Ditamatkan oleh PMX @anwaribrahim dan Menteri Kesihatan, @DrDzul , 2027

Sedekad lamanya. Terima kasih kpd semua yg berusaha keras selesaikan isu ni👍

[蟻 @20alli_ant]

俺、アソコが最大で5cmなんだけど、韓国の温泉行ったら男たちの中で1番デカかった。

[rae ·₍՞՞ ₎｡ @lilbunloaf]

the resistance ARE palestinians. so no you cant.

[Thromboxane A2 Inhibitor @azmanrocks]

Era doktor kontrak bermula zaman PM Najib, berakhir zaman PM Anwar. #fakta

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

TERKINI

Mata Wang Ringgit Malaysia kekal Terbaik Asia dan Pelaburan serta Perdagangan Tertinggi dalam Sejarah Malaysia setakat pengumuman Belanjawan 2027

[afzayn @zsyfza]

boss jepun aku tnya “do you hate indonesia?” hahahsg random pastu aku jawab “how do you like korea?” pastu dia cakap “well at least korea never send haze to japan”. member pun tak tahan dengan jerebu ni😭😭

[爆笑ツイート図鑑 @N3umu]

ホストコールのホストさん達の実物とパッケージの比較。

[Cultivated Laser @CultLaser]

I told my son they arrested this little boy for saying bad words in Fortnite.

[Cv ❀ healed era.. @urfavsnakexx]

me when my friend randomly calls me while I’m masturbating

[KingOfDaHill🩸 @SonnyQuagen]

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho