Spidermonkeysnake

Part spider, part monkeysnake. The algorithm amalgam.

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

@Nellies_Nest It’s on page 69

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

@0000X00X00X go to my hair dresser and be like give me the auntie dick supreme

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

“Time for Work”

[SarcasticSongs🫵😈🪽 @sarcastic_songs]

surely one of the 183 thousand people who will see this tweet can come up with a title for this currently untitled piece

[thematthattanproject @_matthattan_]

@VideoArtGame The sheer number of things in Japanese myth that steal your soul, your age, your vitality, your dick, and a great number of these things through your butthole

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

@DissidentWire If I can google your butthole I’m not voting for you sorry

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

How do you know if it’s a match or not

[Pope Elmo @popeelmo]

@BigDickBarclay @DissidentWire Same goes if AI can generate your butthole within a 95% match.

[Avery 🩵 @Avesvery]

I'M FUCKING SORRY OKAY

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

@endliste My doctor told me “You’ve still got some of your 20’s in you, so you’re partly immortal”. I’m going to live forever

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“What is the charge? Texting Shrek’s peen? A succulent Ogre’s schlong?"

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

“Isn’t it a coincidence how we’ve always been the good guys in every war?”

“What? No one thinks that.”

“Sure they do. Normies refuse to believe we ever could’ve been on the wrong side of a war.”

“Yea that’s totally not true. Like, over half the country thinks we were the bad guys in Vietnam, to say nothing of the Indian Wars on the frontier. And people talk about how unnecessary WWI was, and how much we should’ve stayed out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Iran. And nobody thinks, like, the War of 1812 was some righteous crusade.”

“Well, yea, but you know, the big wars, America always has to be the good guy. We don’t want to think about what if we were wrong.”

“Sounds like you have a specific war in mind.”

“No not really.”

“Cause there’s only like three wars in American history which are outright valorized. You must be talking about one of them.”

“Not necessarily.”

“I see.”

“Yea.”

“So are you doing anything later o

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

@buffys Hallowed Be Thy Name by Machine Head

[Punished Racisto @neoconbuttplug]

With the interest of justice in mind, i offer myself to be raped by 7 sorority girls to pay for the crimes of those frat guys

[Camille ⚫ @CatRedFront]

@dapplewastaken @johnwbratton Country roads is actually about the western part of normal virginia

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

You don’t have to, but it helps

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

No it’s not you retard, you don’t have to hate every foreigner to be opposed to unlimited immigration

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

@funnygamedev I hate quirkchungus gf because I see my own repressed impulses in her

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

new consent ethics reductio just dropped (woman being ruled unfuckable by law)

[Spidermonkeysnake @munkysnek]

I saw an obese man wearing this at Aftershock yesterday

[pooh @4rotations]

this. costume. is. unreal.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

This is baby Backpack, in case you needed another reason to root for the Lord of Lard, Earl of Girth and Commander in Beef. 👑