boltworth argsod

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

STREAM ODE TO RICHSRD RIGHT FUCKING NOW I WILL HARM YOU

https://t.co/cSGBFJuWuT

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@FreddyLA7 Come to u of a bro

[Larry “Big Rig” Lubchuk @larrylub1736]

@BenjaminNetanyahu Choctaw Casino in southern Oklahoma is developing a nuclear weapon.

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@Utah_Cajun @RepOgles it wouldn’t pass anything numbnuts how would this possibly be constitutionally viable do you have any idea how this country operates on like a foundational basis

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@JmarshOU @maxthomm Mexicans are a huge backbone for our country go fuck yourself

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@BenDahomes @maxthomm you cannot seriously think that Mexico is solely at fault for this and also what the fuck do you mean unhealthy food. We’re the US numbnuts we invented that shit. Go piss yourself idiot

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

getting drunk with the boys watching "star wars" and my comments about C3PO start getting increasingly inappropriate and sexual. at least twice i refer to him by my ex-wife's name

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@middyishappy @Dom_2k Ilnkwak

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@EverIntrigued @Breaking911 @bjntweets this is one crime dumbass how is that mutually exclusive to lower overall crime

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@Anoryx_ You’re friends with an 8 year old?

[boltworth argsod @muppetmanhole]

@BootsRiley will I love boosters have a Mexico release?

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[ye @kanyewest]

@CentralNYGuy69 Awww good ole mental health counseling Thanks Mike You solved everything Now I appoint you to cure cancer and traffic

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

greatest achievement in american architecture gotta be Garage Full of Bullshit. the romans couldn’t conceive of a room of empty magic bullet boxes and ur grandpas sexual letters

[wint @dril]

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

[Mason Hughes @msnrhu]

What I enjoy about Red Bull is that it’s completely output driven. The drink tastes like shit. The can is small. The price is high. And none of it matters. They literally failed their first consumer taste test and launched anyway because Mateschitz said fuck it, Red Bull isn’t meant to be enjoyed, it’s meant to be used. Everything about it from the dosage and the taste and price point signals that it’s a drug more than a drink.

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

You know how ridiculous of a lie you have to tell for Trump to break character? lmaoo