Hannibal Lecter Advice

Mental health advice from Baltimore's most tasteful psychiatrist. 🌈🍖 18+ please

[Hannibal Lecter Advice @murdertherapy]

Why not use the last days of this dying hellsite to help civilians trapped in Gaza?

[mr. a 🇵🇸 @bigtittyhasan]

Palestinian aid and where to donate, 🧵:

Anera works directly with Palestine, delivering food, blood, and medical supplies https://t.co/HYc47A0lKM

Doctors Without Borders is currently working in Gaza and has reported that hospitals are overwhelmed https://t.co/K2pRKoCxFp

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@CharlieKLP Thank you. I find the state of this platform disheartening, but like Sisyphus I persevere

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I find normality to be a poor barometer for mental health.

[Wills7dogs @hannithecani3]

Oh… Hannibal I hate to tell u this, but cannibalism is “abnormal” apparently lmaooo

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@DBMars33 Exactly

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@Helena_Hannibal Thank you for the offer, but I would prefer to go down with the ship for maximum drama.

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If this godforsaken cesspool becomes subscription only, please know that I wish the best for you all.

And that you should self-actualize through murder, obviously.

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Gentle reminder that I would never do this.

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

my friend just got a therapist on BetterHelp and it is NOT going well

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Some of you appear to have used a few of my recipes.

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When in doubt, try not to destroy what little brand credibility you have with a logo that looks like it was designed by a lazy, fascist middle schooler.

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@4VRNOCTURNALME Yes, that's kind of my whole deal x

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Note: I will not actually be doing this

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In honor of the X rollout I am also rebranding.

I'll still be dispensing murder-based mental health advice, but in a much dumber "xxxtreme epic bacon mountain dew-core" kind of way.

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@GojiraSpouse Ah yes, I know this one

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Without writers and actors, I would only exist as a nameless malevolence, a hunger lurking unfed in the darkest oubliette of your mind.

Please support the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike.

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I'm planning a dinner party, can anyone think of six loathsome wastes of oxygen in the greater DC metro area?

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5 things that would kill me instantly:

1) the loss of Will Graham
2) 500 mg of potassium cyanide
3) cotton-poly blend
4) a sour apple jolly rancher, I'm assuming
5) my influence transcends the bounds of this fleshly prison, rendering death as impotent as the law

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@escapingbeans You're too kind

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@GojiraSpouse I suppose that's fair

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Interesting that everyone says cannibalism is bad, yet no one will face me in a debate on the topic in a public forum.

[Ask Will Graham @askwillgraham]

Therapy with my husband: