@gaffandigaffa4eva

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[LBC @LBC]

'Racism is a fundamental, massive lie.'

James O'Brien can't wrap his head around racists who debate 'Englishness', calling the whole thing 'nebulous' and 'unscientific'.

[Change Radio @ChangeRadioZW]

Hon Agency Gumbo Brought Parliament to a Stop - Gives clear submission strongly opposing the CAB 3

[Berry ☯︎🦍🥷 @fanti_boy]

Wow South Africa is gone. It’s no longer in the hands of the blacks.

Watch and listen as Jacinta exposes herself. South Africans are literally attacking other black Africans because they think their government is not paying attention to them but do for the white South Africans

[Malaga @PMalaga2022]

True😭😂

[Urthur,PMP® @Urthur_Chisan]

Somebody tell Shawty to try moving to Australia. Here is the step by step process:

1. Skills assessment. Verify your qualifications with the relevant Australian body. (Eg. VETASSESS)
2. Write the PTE Academic English test. Book on the Pearson VUE website.
3. Submit an Expression of interest for a Visa and permanent residency with the Australian Home Affairs. Submit for 189 Visa if possible. Its a permanent residence permit which allows you to stay in any state within Australia.
4. One you receive an invitation to apply, you willl be required to obtaim a police clearance.
5. Also, conduct Medicals with listed practitioners.
6. Do biometrics at VFS ventre.
7. Submit Visa application online.

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@libertylb2 @NNyashaYessur Another CAB is coming that bans elections completely, those MPs will die in parliament or will be removed by the kingmakers whenever they no longer serve their purpose, CAB3 is just the beginning of many CABs

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@ZimDaily @GutuObert He's in no man's land here, trying to be careful

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@jnrflacko We won't be pressured, we don't want you too, go to your Jollofians

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@Shadaya_Knight I always see Michael Jackson impersonators everywhere, each country has thousands of Michael Jackson impersonators mimicking his dance moves but I've never seen Drake impersonators...means he's not as impactful as MJ is who's still influencing the world from the grave.

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@Mavhure Kuteya gonzo redovi uku 🤣🤣🤣

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@ZTNPrime Ref ane mari mubhutsu

[Bertrude Magooglepop @magooglepop]

Michael Carrick being appointed as new permanent manager for Manchester United is getting more media coverage and attention from the public than Arsenals first PL win in over 20 years

When you’re big, you’re big

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

This is not witchcraft and it is not sexually transmitted. The condition described is consistent with Werner syndrome, a rare inherited genetic disorder associated with premature ageing. It is caused by genetic mutations passed through family lines and cannot be spread through sex, contact, or any form of witchcraft.

Turning medical conditions into superstition only spreads ignorance and stigma instead of understanding and compassion.

[Rutendo Matinyarare @matinyarare]

𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗞 𝗢𝗙 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗘𝗗𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗟𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝟭

Unbeknown to most Zimbabweans, in July 2025, the government enacted Statutory Instrument 176 of 2025 or the Deeds Registrations Regulations. These regulations require every Zimbabwean to validate their current title deeds by end of July 2027 in order to obtain the new securitized title deed.

If you have not completed this process by end of July next year, you risk losing title to your property through disputes, government forfeiture, or outright theft by opportunists working within the system.

The process involves five phases:

1. Document Auditing and Retrieval: This process entails verifying all your papers with your lawyer to ensure you have everything. This includes examining your purchase agreement, receipts, transfer fees, tax clearance certificate, capital gains tax, and proof of payments.

2. Rates and Council Clearances:
Next will be verification that you are fully paid up on your municipal rates and taxes in order to obtain a clearance certificate. From there, you will also need clearance from ZESA. If any monies are outstanding, you will need to settle them before receiving your clearance.

3. ZIMRA Clearance:
ZIMRA will assess whether you are fully paid up on your property taxes and capital gains tax. This process will also check whether you paid fair value for your property to determine if adequate capital gains tax and transfer fees were paid.

If your property is deemed to have been undervalued when you purchased, it will be re-evaluated and you will be liable to pay the shortfall in taxes, transfer fees, and penalties before receiving tax clearance.

4Lodgement:
Once you have your municipal, ZESA, and ZIMRA clearances, alongside your title deeds and the other documents verified in the first process, it becomes mandatory to engage a conveyancer to take you through the remaining steps.

Here, you and the lawyer must go together to sign DR forms and submit your ID, biometrics, company registration papers, or trust documents if the property belongs to either of the two.

To avoid becoming a victim of fraud, try not to give lawyers power of attorney to handle such sensitive matters because properties are often lost during these processes.

5. Surrendering Documents:
The final step is submitting all the documents collected above: title deeds; receipts; capital gains records; municipality, ZESA, ZIMRA clearances and DR forms.

If you have lost your title deeds, you will need certified copies and must undertake a notarial process where you place an advert in the newspaper notifying the public for 30 days that the property is yours, allowing anyone wishing to challenge ownership to do so.

This title deed validation process has been promoted as a way to secure title deeds through digitisation. While securing title deeds may indeed be beneficial, it is also undoubtedly a money making opportunity for municipalities, ZESA, ZIMRA, conveyancers, and Kuda Tagwirei’s Dokma, which will digitise the title and offer securitized deed.

Now here is the threat. If this process is handled in bad-faith and profiteering intent, as has happened with mining rights and as they are attempting to do with CAB3, many people are going to lose properties because:

(i) Where there are multiple people claiming title, a vetting process will be required. As seen in mining fraud cases, people within the current Deeds Office can then collude with wealthy individuals to create duplicate title deeds. Property can then be lost during verification or court processes where members of the Deeds Office and judiciary work with cartels to seize properties, as is happening in mining.

(ii) Where title deeds are lost or not verified by July 2027, government could potentially take over such properties and sell them to cartels.

The fact that private entities such as lawyers and cartel owned Dokuma are involved means there is room for the usual fraud and corruption.

[⚽️S🅰️S😎 @swot_saz]

@goalsside We can afford to go another 13 years without winning the PL title and still have more PL titles in the PL era than any traditional Big Six side.

Still ahead, MF!!!

[曼联球迷 @_Utdbaki]

The crazy thing is I dont see anyone finishing above Arsenal next season. They have a ridiculously good midfield and defense not to talk of good squad depth. With the funds they earn this season they could easily strengthen their attack which would make them more stronger.

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@Shadaya_Knight In this picture if we're to go by what you always say...Charlie is crossing his legs, showing submission and weakness. While Alan has his legs open to show his manhood and dominance... contradictory if I may say

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@ndues_boy They built it (by association)...it adds up to the projects done by the second dispensation, one of the reasons for CAB3

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@matinyarare @KMutisi @LynneStactia @mawarirej @edmnangagwa This is confirmation that CAB3 has sailed through. We shall all refer to this video and say it's now making sense in the next few weeks

[@gaffandigaffa4eva @muringapfuma]

@Esau_Matsiko @SIR_PHILIP01 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this response is cold