Marc Carless

Winner of The Beanbag And Bucket race 1978. Runner up of The Egg And Spoon race 1979.
Part Man, Part Monkey with a twist of lemon.

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

Marc Carless gave @DFS Furniture 1 star via @Trustpilot https://t.co/WxnpTqeGBb

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

Marc Carless gave DFS Furniture 1 star via @Trustpilot https://t.co/WxnpTqeGBb

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

Very disappointed in @BT Did you know BT can change your landline number, without your permission? They changed my landline number, which was my late mother's landline number, when my girlfriend updated her EE contact and was signed up for a Smart Hub instead.

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@BBC6Music Do I get more of a chance of a Cardiacs song being played with a matching beanie worn at work today? #TShirtDay

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@Matthew_Wright from one Cardiacs fan to another, any chance of a retweet about this event soon for Tim Smith. 70 tickets left. Thank you.

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@Shane_Stocks Relax, I'm sure The Sun will report it.

[Mark Paytress🌿 @Paytress]

Morrissey sings against a Bolan backdrop in the 40th year of Marc's passing. https://t.co/v0ukbBWNkd

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY https://t.co/mpCWFAzAs3

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@MINIUK Bigger mini? mini:adjective 1.denoting a miniature version of something. I love HATE it.!

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@netanyahu "I built a wall"..That's bullshit Ben, you didn't build that wall, how many parts cement/sand/gravel you use then?

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@arobertwebb Marc from Anglesey. EE security check 7.685. That's a Gemawang.

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@AnishUKIP You still offering airport runs? I'm offended by both Christmas & my local cab company wanting to charge me 50quid, cheers.

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@BBCRadMac Hi Mark, I thought of a Hot Chip collaboration after hearing Franz Ferdinand&Sparks FFS. Rice or Fish?

[David Crosby @thedavidcrosby]

Holy shit ...I got to sing Comfortably Numb
With Gilmour and a few thousand friends
That was really fine

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@George_Osborne A living wage increase on a zero hours contract.3x£7.20 a week, right little Motherfucking Theresa aint you George.

[Lionel Richie @LionelRichie]

Hello @glastofest! Is it...it is almost time for me to perform #allthehits #allnightlong! 1 week! #AllNightLongEurope

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@MetroUK @EveningStandard Watford's pixelated related attack. Who's the baddie?

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

@roddybottum @MRGOULD Please please please Faith No More to replace Foo Fighters at Glastonbury. Ask John, Mike,Mike and Mike Eavis. PLEASE

[Marc Carless @murkymarc]

Britain’s criminally stupid attitudes to race and immigration are beyond parody - Frankie Boyle http://t.co/wITVrpGpv7