Murloccd

| D&D geek | Canucks fan | Canadian transplant in the USA

[Wyatt Arndt @TheStanchion]

That third goal. This building hasn’t been this loud in a decade.

[Transvangelical @transvangelical]

Translation: Our economic system is designed to ensure there is no time to appreciate the world around us.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Religious psychosis is a mf.. cause what do you mean the solar eclipse is a demonic ritual

[Seth Skorkowsky @SSkorkowsky]

If the great fire ring opens in the sky, releasing the Old Gods into our reality, but it's too overcast to see it, is it still the apocalypse?

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yall ever smell a scent and be taken back like 10 years in the past n feel a sudden wave of happiness followed by a crippling deep depression

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Kids are allowed being pissed that they go all the way through fucking college then send out literally hundreds of job applications that go fucking nowhere only to wind up with a job that they could have done at 15 and can't cover independent adult living expenses

[Kris🌙 @KristenRaeTTV]

Explain to me what the point is in uploading a resume when you have to manUALLY ENTER EVERYTHING THAT IS ON YOUR RESUME INTO THE APPLICATION WEBSITE AGAIN ANYWAY!!!

[Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 NATO MEMBER @tiff4mahogany]

Oops!

[Murloccd @murloccd]

@wnuk_albina @whatevernojutsu assassination classroom

[Goku @Goku]

Just received word from King Kai. Legendary manga creator and the father of Dragon Ball, Akira Toriyama, has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.

[JABO Vancouver @jabo_vancouver]

Management was clear that they weren't looking for any more rentals, they wanted players with term, and the players they wanted meant parting with young players they feel very strongly about. Sometimes the best deals are the ones you have to sense to walk away from. #Canucks

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The toys in Toy Story when they hear Andy coming to the room

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

We need to start fining officials for "unprofessional conduct directed at the game of hockey"

[BILLY @UNLAP1N]

miyazaki would choke you with his bare hands

[Pope @punishedpope]

i'm not even kidding when i say he should have to prove this on live television today or face criminal charges for stock market manipulation

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

Petsmart likes to call it decor. It's still the #dnd terrain isle to me.

[emily may @emilykmay]

does anyone else ever feel guilty about their....lack of capacity/bandwidth for things that others seemingly do with ease?

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

My most popular tweet ever was this little nugget, but apply that to streaming services as a whole. They trained their audiences and this is the outcome, never get invested in a new show because you'll only up with disappointment and bitterness.