Murphy Chops

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

[Murphy Chops @murphchops]

@dkeeping Mariah all the way bruh

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“I must be partially colour blind because the only colours I can see are red, white, and blue baby”

[Murphy Chops @murphchops]

Guy riding a Harley and blasting Black Sabbath...
Now THATS a #vibe

[synthdaddy™ @robtswthrayguns]

Retweet if you’re ugly.

[Redman @therealredman]

REDMAN NFT SOON !!!

[Murphy Chops @murphchops]

An accurate graph of cigarette consumption in Manhattan during the #Sopranos era

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Sometimes life is like one of Tony #Sopranos dreams

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To all the people holding GME:
Fuck you congratulations

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If we find out how to sell tickets to cows, we can save the live music industry
#future #livemusic

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The only conspiracy theory worth believing #birdsarentreal

https://t.co/t0Ea3hIW41

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@camdogfish Little column A, little column B

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I relate a little too much to AJ Soprano

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@sjcwong 🤌🤌🤌

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@postnowhere You’re clearly still in their thoughts

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@dkeeping I heard Alex Jones is pretty cool

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@elonmusk I’ll take 10

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“I’m just gunna grab the Bare Naked Ladies CD then we can get on our way”
- No one

[Murphy Chops @murphchops]

Took 25 mins to get through downtown because the anti-maskers are complaining again

[Murphy Chops @murphchops]

@postnowhere They’re protesting on Smithe as we speak