Devon Murphy

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky — Michael Scott

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

Would love to be loaded walking up the hill by the delta at 3am looking for a cab right about now

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden debate

[☘️Seán Caomhánach ☘️ @kavs86]

If the fishermen wanted to get the ear of the Premier, they should have just invited him for a fancy cabin trip.
Isn't that how major public policy changes work in this place these days?

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Facebook and Instagram users flocking to X to check if these websites are down
#facebookdown #instagramdown

[Doge Norway @DogecoinNorway]

Raise ur hand if u have mark in ur window

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

People aren’t watching their P’s and Q’s anymore and it shows

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Life comes at you fast https://t.co/SmyKnaPvvE

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

Hey @TimHortons bring back the blueberry fritter

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

Every potluck has a guy that brings a box of mary browns taters #newfoundlandthings

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“free andrew tate”

[vicky 🇨🇦 @Miss_vick_]

There’s nothing as Newfoundland as calling open line to find out why you’re banned from playing 120s at the seniors club

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

Obviously never watched the @SWEARNET movie

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Jonah Hill holds the record for most curse words said by an actor on screen in film history

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

The people announcing they are leaving twitter:

[wint @dril]

thinking about a beer sip i once had

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

How is there only one song about the boys being back in town

[Devon Murphy @murphy_devon]

@joelnash_4 Orange Starburst

[Kurtwood Smith @tahitismith]

Same Red and Kitty. Different decade. #that90sshow #that70sshow #sneakpeek @netflix

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me, randomly, after watching a UFC PPV: