Murphyislaw🇺🇦🇨🇦

Canadian, I’m a Boykin spaniel. I stand with Ukraine.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Remember this. Lock it in.

[Pete 😷 #COVIDisAirborne @PeteUK7]

Just seems appropriate today.

[Hussain Ibarra @HussainIbarra]

Andrew Huberman once said:

"Don't ask how people are doing, ask how they're sleeping. You'll a lot more"

Poor sleep is the reason you're depressed, have mood swings, and can't focus.

Here are 7 ways to get high-quality sleep every night (based on science):

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

We have reached Peak Cringe. There’s nowhere else to go.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Someone gave a double lightsaber to Nick Park who actually played Darth Maul in Star Wars

Here's what happened!

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Ho-lee-shit, this was glorious. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 https://t.co/9QFXAqYfOA

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is so freaken spot on!

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

Bautista on LGBT: “My mom happens to be a lesbian, I’ll stick my foot in his a*s."

https://t.co/T0Enzrbu2U

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Moronic MAGA fascists are their own worst enemy — but they're too fucking stupid to ever figure it out. As long as they can rationalize 'owning the libs,' these low IQ Luddite losers will go through life voting against their best interest. 😳👇

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

I can’t believe we just found this hole

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

This is one of my favorite internet videos 🥰

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

This is a masterclass in satire from Springfield Ohio.

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

If his bronzer gets any darker he’s going to have to deport himself.

#TraitorTrump

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

🤷🏿‍♂️💭🤔😕

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

You couldn’t write this scene in a movie about the evil characters without it being called too over the top. From the plot to the malignant chuckles.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Dog poops out rainbow Orbeez after he apparently thought they looked like a good snack.

Orbeez expand when they are hydrated meaning they expanded while they were in his GI tract.

The dog was taken to the emergency room where an x-ray confirmed that there was a large amount of beads in his stomach.

This was just 25% of the Orbeez that the dog ate while the other 75% had to be surgically removed.

"Accidents happen and dogs are quick y’all! He needed surgery to remove the rest, but he’s on the road to recovery," larenmciaren said on TT.

"He is underweight, but from what I understood was pretty recently rescued."

"He ate a LOT. A whole dry bag of Orbeez. And they literally hydrated in his GI tract. The next poop there was more 'material'"