Alex Silverman

Composer, Musical Director, Organic Hair Farmer

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

Serious question:

Yummy parasol mushroom, or Death Cap?
Found growing in the soil at bottom of my fig tree...

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@vocechoir youlo

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@LSMChoir @CamGreekPlay @HelenEastman This week's anthem, perhaps?

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@WestEndSingers @bentbacktulips I totally approve!

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@paradoxbridge Are you familiar with this bit of captaincy? By no means a portent of our Summer to come, I hope... https://t.co/cobsVNoe8p

[Nottinghamshire CCC @TrentBridge]

"I hope it rains for the rest of the season." A letter from captain Arthur Carr to the Notts Committee from 1933...

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@plusnethelp Am keeping a record of the whole process. Not first time you've let me down. Expect much better at such a high cost.

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@plusnethelp your technical staff are slow and rude, and openly admit they don't know what's going on. But they offer no constructive help.

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@plusnethelp I can't believe how poorly you deal with customers; it doesn't help that none of your staff seem to understand how phones work-

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@plusnethelp Last night I was on hold for 80 mins with no answer; I called you at 9 today, and have just come off the phone. Still faulty.

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@plusnethelp There's been a fault with my line and broadband since Monday, which you've failed to fix twice. And you never answer the phone:

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@WestEndSingers @Plusnet @plusnethelp Nope!

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@masutherland That's something? I've mostly encountered patient, friendly people, but the system's so bad they can't help if they want to.

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@masutherland Will do; I've just abandoned my call because I know the call centre shuts at 10. They really don't care. Good luck with yours!

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

80 mins on hold to @plusnet @plusnethelp and counting.

Very unhelpful. Looking for another provider.

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@pitmastersmoke1 @WhiteHorseBC Lovely stuff... *salivates on keyboard*

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@pitmastersmoke1 Hi! I keep seeing that van- you must be busy...

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@PeterBrathwaite My pleasure; all best for your Entartete Musik!

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

What a treat to hear @PeterBrathwaite on @bbc5live this afternoon! More lush baritones on Medium Wave, please...

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@lornemacd @EleanorLloyd @WerdSOS Love it. Track 9 is matching my Friday afternoon mood perfectly. Do more stuff together please!

[Alex Silverman @musicusrusticus]

@aldoyletweets @EleanorLloyd Help is at hand:

8-Bit Bagpipes Re-Boot - Single by Lorne MacDougall
https://t.co/XWSFCtYqYE

@lornemacd