☠Liz☠

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~art ~music ~cats~video games~
~just here to be annoying tbh~

help, cats are expensive lol

[kay @kswizzlein]

“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.

[AI being dumb @ChatgptLunatics]

pirates had vision insurance

[computer @computer1010101]

Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)

[☠Liz☠ @MustBeYourFace]

@honeybunwife He looks so grumpy 😭😭 how cuuute 🥹

[lexie♡♡ @lexycat2005]

they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings

[jo @thejoeydavis]

if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it

[josephine @notnonicegal]

There’s a certain point in the mornings when it becomes Step on Mama Time

[tony beasley superfan 🎃 @tonysuperfan27]

john f kennedy:

[Beau Degás @yunghermoso]

hell yes bring on the cryptids , chupacabra pose nasty

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[Joshua 🧣🍁🖤 @Joshwins_all]

you ever catch yourself working too hard at work and be like "let me chill they're not paying me enough for this"

[lil yitty big city @Spitflyer]

i know i shouldn’t put my worth into the fact that it’s insanely difficult to get a new job in the current broken and fucked up job market, but jesus christ it’s hard to not feel entirely defeated lmao

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

No sorry I can’t hang out I have to get really sad in my room later

[Pan @pangrey123]

i get so mad when ppl ask what im gonna do on my day off!!! bitch im gonna recover from all my days on

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Sometimes being autistic feels like being fundamentally incompatible with everybody you ever meet and there's a loneliness in that.

[Yumna @iamyums]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning/useless person???

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Tomorrow will be another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[Locket 𐔌՞• ▴•՞𐦯💤🪶 @SleepyMothy]

"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??"

Washing machines exist???

(I did not put it in the washing machine)

[alexa⋆˚꩜｡ @blushyypie]

literally tell my mom all the time theres nothing to look forward to for my generation lmao