Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂

Retired Southeastern Commuter. Early mornings & platform spot no longer applies . 😀 #southeastern 👍🏻🚂🚂👍🏻

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@Andrew_Adonis Eton mess 🤮🤮

[Spoofed @spoofed_uk]

The Political Thriller of the Decade!! 🎥

#HandforthParishCouncil #Handforth #JACKIEWEAVER

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@Grumblymum My daily commute is through a swamp to my garden shed. 💧💦☔️💦💧

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@slummyUSmummy Eton mess

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@emma_esl All good here in lorry park & virus ridden Kent!! Still WFH with a commute of 10 seconds to my garden shed. How are you?

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

Please re-tweet 👍👇

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sod it, I’m opening the cheese”

[Ben Hewis @benhewis]

I’m not fucked off with bojo for cancelling Christmas and breaking my mum’s heart, the science is the science, I’m fucked off with him for being such a clusterc*nt and getting our hopes up in the first place. 🖕🏼

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

Absolutely right. #EtonMessJohnson #eton 🤡🤡👇🏻👇🏻

[Femgeance @femdazed]

If you want to see your family on Xmas day just bloody go

Life is too short to let this clown tell you how to live

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@NNpme You too! 👍🏻😃

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@Andrew_Adonis Are they “the playing fields of Eton”?! #etonmess #eton 🤔

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

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[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

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[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

👍🏻👇🏻 He sees through the #etonmess #eton

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

@BorisJohnson @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Time you left Boris #etonmess #eton 🤡💩🚽🤡💩

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

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[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

One down, one to go ...

#BritainTrump

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

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[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

#SoberOctober finishes tonight as far as I’m concerned #chinchin #trappistale 👍🏻😃🍺😋

[Mutley Retired Commuter 🚂 @mutleycom]

Absolutely 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻