alex

have a bleedin guess

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Mile High dub to kick off #PlayersWeekend!

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

there’s a grotesque red-faced creature who steals people’s money, and then there’s the whammy

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Pat McAfee and Donald Trump attending Trump’s Patriot Games, which lost the ratings battle to reruns of Press Your Luck.

📸: PBS / YouTube

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

they’re doing this because their chip readers don’t work anymore

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Walmart will finally add Tap to Pay as a payment option starting August 24

The company says it will be available at all US stores by the end of 2026

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

they didn't even give stavros' character in 'tony' a unique name, might as well have been "as himself," lmaooo

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

@jasonbenetti https://t.co/af7fzZI5au

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

the title of “big christmas” has been transferred to jo adell

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

In the midst of us being so back, for a brief moment, it was so Jover.

#GuardsBall

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

it’s that day of the week when i have renewed faith in the cleveland baseball franchise

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

closing time on the planet fitness rockbot, that’s a flagrant foul

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

even admin knew they’d get sonned

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

The Fathers are here.

#GuardsBall

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

has an egg punk band ever covered cheap trick - he’s a whore? seems like a really easy lay-up

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

sonic mamdani during ramadan
🤝
gotta go fast

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Hey @NYCMayor, there miiight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

looking forward to the storming of parliament

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

so logo design is just in full squigglification mode now, huh?

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

once more

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

swore I tweeted this once before, but:

get matt festa the fuck off my baseball team

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts. https://t.co/QIdLpvYX38

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And do you think I can afford Mamdani's pied-à-terre tax?

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

tony_soprano_i_hate_this_fucking_shit.jpg

[Metro @MetroUK]

James Bond boss teases new 007 actor will be ‘really different’ https://t.co/XNqzMbkPEL

[alex @muzzaonthebeat]

i mean it *was* murda

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Lolololol fans in Chicago sitting thru an 8-2 blowout waiting for Ja Rule

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

OpenAI’s new device is reportedly a $300 portable donut that watches you, per FORTUNE