Vikki Allott

Nice girl determined not to finish last.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Guy has an idea

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@AmyWonderland92 @BsSpin It took me far too long to find this comment.

[Steph ★✩*🦋 @MissyStephx]

Meanwhile in the UK 🇬🇧 someone has actually sweated their tits off lol 🥵

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

No masterpiece has ever been more hated.

[BFI @BFI]

Badger, badger, badger... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM 🍄

Jonti Picking's flash animation - and earworm - set the world alight in 2003, becoming one of the internet's most iconic memes. Now preserved in the BFI National Archive.

[Anita Singh @anitathetweeter]

Trees are good

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@ubereats_uk Driver left our food outside without ringing the bell or knocking so we had no idea it was there. Multiple agents on chat have said they can't do anything as the food was delivered and are hiding behind the restaurant, who have done nothing wrong

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British people food shopping list for a heatwave:

- Twister lollies (and all the other lollies)
- Quiche (Lorraine)
- Assortment of “bits” (mini sausages, mini scotch eggs, various beige air fryable goods)
- Coleslaw, potato salad (maybe a tub of beetroot cubes that you’ll inevitably drop down your white t-shirt)
- Sausages, chicken drumsticks, burgers etc (if there’s any left)
- Some sort of bright red marinade (will also drop down white t-shirt)
- Baps/rolls/buns (or whatever you want to call them, don’t start)
- Bag of salad leaves, with random decision made in shop as to whether you get “Italian Style”, “Bistro”, “Baby Leaf”, or some sort of iceberg and grated carrot fiasco (will throw away next week)
- A cucumber and some tomatoes, obvs. It’s not a proper basic British salad without these sliced and dumped on the side of the plate (for proper British salad, do NOT mix them, they must remain in their own separate piles)
- Some kind of horrible couscous pot type thing with raisins in it (that nobody will eat)
- Dips (maybe some flatbreads that you’ll burn in the toaster)
- Large bags of crisps to put into bowls
- Strawberries
- Ice (will leave in the car by mistake and find a bag of water in there later)

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@Ybotherwiththis @Im_a_train @MikeyCycling @fesshole @SurreyRS Doesn't "hold and use" deferentiate between holding a device versus using an in-built satnav for example? Genuine question. I also thought simply holding the phone was an offence.

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@BootsHelp Thanks, I have just sent a DM.

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@BootsHelp hi, I would like to make a complaint about service/treatment I received at a pharmacy this morning. Can I do that here please?

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@Georgeatasda I placed an order for next day delivery yesterday (for delivery today) at 13:25, which was dispatched at 21:01. Tracking says DPD have not received the parcel. Can you help?

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@NSHCS Thanks. I appear to have been successful at interview, but offers for my speciality went out yesterday, so I'm assuming I don't have one at this point.

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@AdamRichman 1. Cob
2. Dressing gown
3. Jitty
4. Crust

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@BootsUK how do I make a complaint about a member of staff/service I have just received?

[Vikki Allott @mvalana]

@TheWildhearts Leicestershire, UK