Biff Wiff

#LetsGoPens| #HereWeGo | He/Him

[Biff Wiff @mvd6687]

@jared_shult Not enough people did

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We got gender-affirming care for the troops before affordable groceries

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@BobbyPalmer_ Ok Bobby from Africa

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

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@PeaceOutPeaceIn Why would anyone be in favor of this

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@himbopresident

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Harry Kane’s tears could end droughts

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@WyattFlores10 very important: you have my approval

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@HQNewsNow there appears to be some jiggling

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The housing bill is a good thing for America so of course diaper don wont sign it.

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Trump refuses to sign the bipartisan affordable housing bill.

"I will not sign the Housing Bill, which has been fully approved by Congress and sent to the White House"

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@yankeefan2024 @gopens_fphilly And what do you have to give up to get him/how far does that set looking to the future back?

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@PapiLeafs34 Look at you being a cuck for billionaires

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@j_a155 are the Robinson brothers good?

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@legaltweetz How often to you think about it like every morning? Twice a day? Before bedtime?

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@JeffreyToobin

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@JoshYohe_PGH I think we’ve got at least a few more days of “Pens acquire (insert league star name here) for our 2029 6th round pick”

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@Boddy604 If I’m Anaheim I fire my GM bc letting your 1C get to an offer sheet is malpractice

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@WeekendatJoeys lol delulu

[Django Gold @django]

at Taylor Swift's wedding rn, and there's a waiter going around asking if people want cut-up hot dogs in their mac and cheese or not