Micah Ferguson

cosplaying as chill

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

the month i became budlight drinker :,(

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

realizing my type is cornball

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

with racism causing health disparities, i wonder why gender doesn’t act the same. why do white women live longer than white men

[Thia is with … 😏✌️💋🔥 @ThiaBallerina]

“lsraelis are fleeing Tel Aviv.” Imagine if all the borders were shut and they were told to go north. No, south. No, north. No, south. By foot. Carrying all their belongings. Carrying their children. While dodging snipers. As 2000lb bunker bombs were dropping. Since 1948.

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

ayeee late night branzino

[Jules @JulianeWriter]

Ghislane Maxwell's dad published our school textbooks, an Epstein associate took our school pictures, her sister's company sends Amber alerts to our phones, everybody sprayed aerosolized Wexner products all over themselves. The rot is deep.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

No one will ever admit it, but Google was enough.

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

it’s fine, tanka

[crazy cat lady @chocolateameri]

stop using homophobic terms for misogynistic men

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Static Shock (2000)

[BreakThrough News @BTnewsroom]

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

[Zito @_Zeets]

So all of it started because they decided to push the woman, and when the dude stepped in to stop them from assaulting her, they killed him. Insane.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Citizen: “Why are you asking for my paperwork?”

Border patrol agent: “Because of your accent.”

Citizen: “You have an accent too!”

Jesus Christ. This might be the funniest form of fascism in history.

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

was kinda on board wwith everyone being weirded out about that lady posting a 21-part docuseries about her 6 month relationship but people are blasting that he’s an instacart driver/making fun of him which is extremely sad and cruel

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

That’s the longest 2 seconds in history 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Micah Ferguson @mvfergg]

DERRICK HOW COULD YOU

[GC @new_typ3]

Lamar getting MVP chants in Buffalo is so cold lmfao