Matt Smyth

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

While I am, of course, rooting for them, we should definitely double check their results

[Skoog @Skoog]

this is literally an angel having a damn good time during their human vacation

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Did you think that Lafayette and Georgetown actually played a game today?
False. We made it up.

[Matt Smyth @mvsmyth]

Rule change for college fb that has gone largely unnoticed. During instant replay reviews the referee hits the DJ tent and spins on the 1s and 2s while the replay official is reviewing the play upstairs. Also a time limit, so the ref can announce the result just as the bass drops

[Matt Smyth @mvsmyth]

I hate this news, SO MUCH.
It…it, the fe-, it, flame, FLAMES.
Flames, on the side of my face.
Breathing—breathle—heaving breaths. Heaving...

[Men on Film Pod @menonfilmpod]

RIP Tim Curry

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

[Men on Film Pod @menonfilmpod]

RIP Tim Curry

No other actor could have pulled off this transition.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[Sticks Downey Jr. @SticksDowneyJr]

Tim Curry is survived by Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, and Cliff.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[Matt Smyth @mvsmyth]

NYU Langone: Let's take a stand with the stamina God has granted us.
Hassenfeld won't abandon ship.
Yo, let's steal their cannons!

AMC Theaters: BOOM! Goes the cannon, watch the blood and the film spray.

AMC Theaters: BOOM! Goes the cannon, we're abandoning Kips Bay?

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

Apparently the AMC Kips Bay will be closing by December because the NYU hospital is expanding. A perfect encapsulation of our times.

[Matt Smyth @mvsmyth]

My guy seems to be reevaluating the series of life choices that put him on the path to a career as a maintenance cat

[Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt]

I just found out about recency bias, and I’d have to say that out of all the biases, it’s my favourite.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Had Pizza Hut not been cowards this instantly would’ve been the single most iconic Millennial jingle of all time

[Matt Smyth @mvsmyth]

@MerriamWebster As the dough flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
A lone little thread of pasta’s born:
It’s spaghetto
(It’s spaghetto)

[Americana Aesthetics @AmericanaAesth]

'Liminal Stop Sign', Monument Valley, Utah

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“Tarik Skubal has been traded”

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We have a standing meeting about this word twice a week, every two weeks.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

For the United States Bicentennial in 1976, the government funded one of the wildest short films ever made.

Created by animator Vincent Collins & produced by the United States Information Agency, the film goes on a kaleidoscopic journey through iconic
American symbols.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Switzerland has the narrowest rectangular national flag: it’s just a square. Qatar has the widest with an aspect ratio of 11:28.

They meet in soccer now.