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bounce along.

[OPUK™ @JakindaKE]

Our first meet up and this South African lady is saying she's allergic to latex.

[steppa🔗 @Ni_Gitiro]

When a South African realises that computers have Antiviruses

[Loyalist @Milano101zz]

We settled this debate long ago...

[Sifuna’s mganga @BlackBarmitzvar]

20% teachers
20% military officers
20% police
20% civil servants
20% sportsmen
20% doctors
20% nurses
20% watchmen

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

I knew we can't beef with Tanzania.

We will humiliate them badly.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Johannesburg was named after the surveyors who went looking for the Gold to plunder in South Africa. Johann Rissik and Johannes Joubert.

Its like calling Nairobi, O'Connor. The judge that sentenced Dedan Kimathi to death.

[Kutalang'i @ClowersShemaiah]

A country with more than 50 million Africans but you've to bring in a white Boer murderer and amputee in your defense😆😆.
Slaves.

[Dr. Igor 🇿🇼 @DrMzimu]

At least we have a Homeland. You neither have a home, nor LAND. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Confidential 07 @MufasaZero7]

We will get back to you shortly Grand children of Kunta Kinte as soon as we're done with those HIV infested illiterate Xenophobes at the anus of Africa.

[Eric @amerix]

Happy Teachers' Day,

— 8 comments.

Gachagua is doing a good job.

— 359 comments.

A society that celebrates corrupt politicians instead of teachers is lost.

#ManDay

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I have invested heavily on this one , all it will take is the people of kimilili to send him home and let the law take it's course. Hii investment yangu haiwezi potea hivo.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Wametumia picha ya 2022 ya Toto sababu wakatumia recent photo hakuna mtu mwingine anaeza toshea kwa poster. 😭😭🫠🫠🥲🥲

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

You forgot something: One Term ☝🏿

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I will not steal from you.

I will not allow my family or friends to steal from you.

I will set up working systems.

Thank you so much, Houston, Texas for the vibrant discussions during the Townhall.

#UkatibaCaravan

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

The audacity. The gall. The gumption. Of a child rapist coming here to lecture anyone on voids when the biggest one is in his soul.

🚮🚮🚮

[We're led by Cows @Andiegoooooo]

Ndindi is having media sit downs just like Ruto, same sitting arrangements, if it quacks like a duck

[Western_Wolf🐺 @Western_Wolf8]

Siku ya Edwin Watenya Sifuna kuzindua chama yake, Wetang'ula alianguka vibaya sana.

Signs of a new King 👑

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

Good people of Nairobi, as usual, like I have done every week for the past several years, I continue highlighting the mess and how our capital has regressed, yet nothing changes.

My brother @MuriraKinoti and his able team @KURAroads are busy preparing the blueprint to transform our infrastructure to the likes of Singapore, while our world class urban visionaries @047County and their chief clown Denzel are busy selling us dreams of an underground metro.

We cannot fix the very basics, but yes, apparently it is all working.

Nairobi Hoiyee!

Pictures in 🧵

#ReclaimNairobi

[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

I have said this repeatedly, we simply do not value human life enough in this country. We are losing too many lives each day on our roads, mostly through accidents that are completely avoidable.

Our road and public transport system is broken, with little respect for law and order. We have failures like @ntsa_kenya with their nonstop PR gimmicks, agencies like @KeNHAKenya , my brother @MuriraKinoti and his able team at @KURAroads , together with our world class urban visionaries at @047County , who have neglected the basics and chosen to look the other way.

This is Redhill Bypass. We already have tuk tuks, boda bodas, stalls, matatus most of which unroadworthy parked at a roundabout and all manner of obstruction. Now we have mikokoteni on it too.

Enforcement creates discipline. Discipline becomes a habit, and over time that habit becomes a culture. Until we understand this, the chaos on our roads will continue and we will keep losing lives unnecessarily.

It is what it is.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Jina✅✅✅
Nyumba✅✅✅

Sasa ni kupaka nyumba rangi mpya tu.

Ahsanteni sana for all your support, Kenyans. Hatutawaangusha.