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trombone in @houserockers ~ he/him ~ #gobears ~ not a bot (yet) sw dev tho ~ #BLM 🇺🇸

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BYE FOR NOW 🤷‍♂️

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@paleodaniel we had a leak, maybe it’s us 💦

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East of Eden (1952) - John Steinbeck #finishedabook

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@johnholland you can try

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sangria is vile ☠️

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@heyjaeee 😹😿💔

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patriots should be bad forever; funnier this way

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@abughazalehkat @daveanthony faux Dirty Jobs dude continues to disappoint - thankfully, at this point his influence on our future is near zero

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@thatguytylor good

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went to the mall @ Bayfair Center https://t.co/DHh7rOLk3E

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my angel also @evpfoot @ University of California, Berkeley https://t.co/clEsatRyZq

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@existentialcoms buncha corndogs ruled THE WORLD 🌎 #smdh

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

In retrospect, how embarrassing is it for the world that England conquered like every other country? Probably the most embarrassing fact about the world, tbh.

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my thought on the rebranding is that everybody would know EXACTLY who “Cal” was if we didn’t SUCK all the time #gobears #fuckit #cal #bebetter

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@NBCSSharks @SanJoseSharks 🔥

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@TwistNHook make a big batch of homestyle pear pearington 🍲 you and your neighbors will be pearing out for days 🍐 #pear

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@justinbaragona next hatemonger up #letsgobrandon

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@jimr_drumr ur our comfort food 🍲

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@kathycastro ok fine i’ll get a stickier wallet

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#wellsfargo took the raised numbers off me debit card, to save $ we presume, but now it slides r out of me wallet and has to be replaced, which loses $ we presume, but hey someone got paid for this

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@cferejohn @zendustzendirt i’m a patch