mikey d

failed freelancer

[fred @fredday95]

If you're 27 to 33 years old you have a very distinct relationship with King Krule's Dum Surfer

[mikey d @mxhel_]

matteo politano

[Daniele Mari @marifcinter]

Florentino Perez: "Il giocatore per cui offriremo 150 milioni non è Doku, non è Haaland, non é Kane. Però gioca in attacco, è un attaccante. E non gioca in Premier League. E' un Galactico totale. Però prima parleremo con il suo club, non faremo quello che ha fatto questo signore..."

[Ugo @Sir_Fin]

World Cups watched are indeed landmarks to gauge how far you’ve come and how long you’ve lived.

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

hope this helps

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

how to get forearms like Brad Pitt in money ball

How to get truck like Brad Pitt in money ball

How to get job like Brad Pitt in money ball

[mikey d @mxhel_]

@aghavnitas she's baby

[mikey d @mxhel_]

boring incorrect blanket statement

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

What Americans mean when they say they “live somewhere rural”

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

I wish I was in the middle of the gulf in this storm in a dinghy that was taking on water

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Makers Mark should sell the red goo on its own, that’s the part I always eat first

[mikey d @mxhel_]

when i go back to my childhood home and stand outside it is a spiritual experience

[mikey d @mxhel_]

rural life exists outside of exurbs! growing up on a farm surrounded by state forest and with only ~3k population towns around gave me a unique perspective on the american world and an inherent sense of alienation from urban and suburban existence despite now living in dc

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[mikey d @mxhel_]

the america 250 construction on the national mall is looking great today

[Mus🧊 @thfcmus]

I can’t wait for the World Cup man. Guys are gonna be doing over analysis on Curaçao’s box to box midfielder and Uzbekistan’s false 9 like their some tacticos 😂😂

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

just stole a pie off a windowsill and the granny shot me with a .45

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I love AI. I love having to re-read every single sentence on the internet twice to discern if I am getting the advice and experience of a living, breathing human being, or the sludge of a demonic greed machine engineered by 300 losers in San Francisco to steal my money. Fun !

[M @riplinha]

#PrideMonth

[Buffalo Dan @BuffaloByGodDan]

Know your state’s Devil’s Walking Stick range.

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

every DC-based political operative bio is like: “Strategist. Storyteller. Girldad. Fighter of good fights. Lives on a diet of coffee and red wine, but usually not in the same cup 🤫. Always down to yap about redistricting. Hook ‘em 🤘”

[mikey d @mxhel_]

putting wine in my brita filter and hoping for water in a sort of reverse jesus situation