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my twitter is filled with bullshit, enjoy

[ً @wtffrio]

stay away from relatives that hurt your mother. they don't like you either.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i think one of the greatest things that can happen to a girl is finding a best friend that u can tell every stupid little thing to and knowing they actually care to hear it

[GW @G_wuapbaby]

A blue Powerade with ice has done more for me than the US government

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah you can rot in bed all day if you want to it’s okay you’ve earned it

[julia @juumelo_]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[m҉ ☽ @mxllykxte]

I have so much love for my friends I feel like I’m gonna explode I love them

[m҉ ☽ @mxllykxte]

Not for nothing but george and Lexi could have been amazing idc idc idc

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah you can block me but our souls are forever bound together and i will see you in hell

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[bsky under the same @ @Cellmate]

Girl dinner final boss

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

oh you’re in a relationship? which one of you has haunting nighttime anxiety where you contemplate the world and death and your ultimate purpose and which one of you falls asleep in 10 seconds

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i’d love to give benjamin franklin a handful of these

[trash jones @jzux]

“don’t buy coffee save money by making it at home” back off bitch i am hanging by a fucking thread

[𝓚𝓮𝒍𝓮 ❤️‍🔥 @kelentechane_]

I just didn’t like her tone

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

I love living in girl world >>>>

[mc @mcunanda]

so much of summer is eating fruit over the kitchen sink and reflecting on the past