Michael Reinmund

Rocket ship builder, pizza expert, loves the Giants, parent #blessed

[Michael Reinmund @mxr5343]

http://t.co/IfPHMEM1b4 This is the greatest album ever produced. #TheSatanist #OFatherOSatanOSun

[Michael Reinmund @mxr5343]

Funniest Liberal Gaffes: http://t.co/kVlZazLBls via @youtube

[Michael Reinmund @mxr5343]

Bored. Come visit

[Michael Reinmund @mxr5343]

#TGODYOLOSWAG

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Got some new sandals. These things are stiffer than a priest's pecker at a Little League game.

[Michael Reinmund @mxr5343]

Why does my room smell like Febreze? #NasalMystery

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Retweet this if you're an independent black woman who don't need no man.

[Fab Jesus @Fab_Jesus]

So many people ask how my mom could possibly be a virgin, but it's like hello, have you seen her wardrobe?

[Fab Jesus @Fab_Jesus]

I can turn water into wine but nobody can turn muffin tops into fine

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

The American people in all 50 states want us to stop the Obamacare train wreck #MakeDCListen

[Cardinal Dolan @CardinalDolan]

"God alone is my rock and my salvation, my fortress; I shall not fall." - Psalms 62:7