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[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I'm not sure what my husband has planned for Valentine's Day, but I hope it involves him taking the kids and leaving me home alone.

[Little Lattes @LittleLattesSA]

Are your kids driving you to drink tonight? If so match your wine to their mood here https://t.co/yVsdYkMYsg

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

Ughhhhhhhhhh the feeling you get when you have to tilt the boxed wine to pour a glass...we drink by the box, not by the bottle in this house

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

Teaching a kid to wipe their ass is soooo much fun. Definitely the highlight of my afternoon....said no mom ever

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

Friday Family Bingo-great family fun-especially when your kids tantrum each time someone else yells BINGO

[K∀RL∀ IN VT 🍷 @karlainvt]

These parental responsibilities are really cutting into my "me" time.

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

Zumba - when 60 somethings have better moves than you...maybe I'd look better with a beer in one hand...

[Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins]

Every parent I've seen in the neighborhood this morning has a "I've been up since 5am and I need a drink" face

[Kelcey Kintner @mamabirddiaries]

I spend most of my day trying to figure out when I can nap again.

[RLou72 🇨🇦 @keepitrealmom]

Is there a nice way to tell someone to shove their "drinking my shakeology" & "sweaty workout" pictures up their ass?

[The Mom of the Year @meredithspidel]

They totally forgot to mention this in my version of @WhatToExpect...

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

Blizzard...in case you haven't heard...

[ṃєʟissa @LucyLouMcB]

Can't wait to hit the gym tonight. (Read: put the kids to bed early and open a bottle of cab sav)

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

I wear my favorite sweaters at dinner just so they can be used as napkins for bbq sauce covered mouths.

[batkaren (a/k/a kt roth) @batkaren]

They say "you snooze, you lose," which means I start every morning failing multiple times in 9-minute intervals.

[Kelcey Kintner @mamabirddiaries]

Kids are playing some kind of guessing game and the clue was "mommy drinks this every night." The answer was not water.

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

If I could choose any superpower I'd pick not being tired.

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

As I walked upstairs my 3&4 yr olds hurriedly slammed their door and locked it...YES!! I'll give you two all the time you need!! #winning

[DiggyBugs @my3crazykiddos]

Hubby walks in on son 7 audio recording himself on DS singing & dancing to Watch Me Whip naked. Hoping he'll be a successful @channingtatum