Jester

I'm a jester, I don't care about your feelings

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

Strangle your three toddlers?

Run over an ICE agent?

Stab a kid at a track meet?

Shoot a healthcare CEO?

The Left will praise you.

Get assassinated while bringing civil discourse to campuses?

They’ll dance on your grave.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

You're telling me this ad didn't sell running shoes? I'm shocked.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Pray for the holdout. 🙏

[Burnie Senders @BurnieSendersX]

160,000 workers vs. 3 post offices, and the former is the problem, comrade. ☭

[Burnie Senders @BurnieSendersX]

The argument never changes, comrade. Only the technology. ☭

[Matthew Graham @mattyryze]

China is putting scientists on public screens and treating them like national celebrities, we are so fucked

[Alyona @askaya]

Looks are temporary.

Pick someone who you will enjoy spending the rest of your life with.

[🪏Ed n'Stuff @EdnStuff]

The founder of #Cardano $ADA @IOHK_Charles on #BitcoinDeFi "when our team started, a proof on Bitcoin was 40GB, now 28.1MB. It used to take 354s to validate a Bitcoin DeFi proof, now 0.149s. It used to cost $14,000 to validate that transaction, now $37." 👇

What used to take 40 GB of data, 6 minutes, and cost over $14,000 to process now takes under 30 MB, less than a second, and costs about $37 — and they already proved it works on Bitcoin’s main network.

In plain English:
Bitcoin holders will soon be able to put their BTC to work (earn yield, lend, etc.) on #Cardano without handing it over to a middleman or wrapped-token service. The Bitcoin stays locked safely on the Bitcoin network itself. This is one of the clearest signs yet that real, usable #Bitcoin #DeFi is getting closer. This isn't possible elsewhere. Bullish for $ADA. 🔥

[JT @jiratickets]

this might be the best tweet ever written

[DRACO @Dracobased]

“I'm not a Nazi by any means, but honestly, I cannot understand how anyone could look at the history of the white races and then proceed to fuck with them in any way.
For roughly 2000 years the Europeans did nothing but fight each other tooth and nail

I mean for fucks sake, the last time white people got angry, really genuinely angry… they split the atom, opening up an entire new era of science and incinerating 100,000 people before they had breakfast and ruining the genetic lineage of the survivors for decades to come. Then they did it again a few days later for no reason.
Seriously

Do not fuck with white people”

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Being beheaded is peak 2026 British culture.

Disagree and you’re a Nazi.

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

Europe 2026 in two pictures.

Mass deportations NOW!

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

Remember what Warren Buffett once said:

“Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.”

[JMoneyCrypto @TheJmoneyCrypto]

@rod_drmz

[Fey @fey_xbt]

A guy calls his broker and asks about egg futures.

Broker says they’re at 25 cents.

Guy says, “Alright, buy me 100 contracts.”

A week later he calls again.

Broker says, “Good call. They’re at 35 cents now.”

Guy gets excited and buys 1,000 more.

Few days later, he calls again. Eggs are at 50 cents.

Now he thinks he’s a genius, so he buys 100,000 contracts.

Next day they’re at 65 cents. He buys a million.

Then they’re at 95 cents. He buys another million.

Then $1.25. He buys another million.

Next day, eggs are trading at $1.75.

He finally thinks, alright, this is probably enough. Time to take profit.

So he tells his broker, “Sell 2 million contracts.”

After a long silence, broker finally says:

“Sell to who? You’re the egg guy.”

[FACELESS 🐧 @WANGHAF]

Boomers are living in a world that doesn’t exist

[Gnojek @CryptoGnojek]

Crypto degen state of affairs

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Accurate.