M. Yasin

ML Engineer | MS in AI

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

IBM 1979.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology.

He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints.

He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines.

He wanted us to actually write new code.

I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle.

I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity.

Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line.

I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset.

I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle.

He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was.

I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis.

By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle.

I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture.

I used the phrase chronological data scarring.

The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped.

He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword.

The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color.

He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon.

He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle.

We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027.

I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon.

Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary.

I refuse to participate in my own suffering.

[Kai Lentit (e/xcel) @KaiLentit]

AI CEO vs. Engineer (2026).

[M. Yasin @myasiny]

@Coinvo As long as they know how to use it. Otherwise, tech debt is inevitable…

[Cameron!! @cameronmattis]

i can't believe this shit actually works

[Eren Bali @erenbali]

With AI, everybody will make their own software just like how we all 3D print our own furniture.

[PHD Comics @PHDcomics]

Working from home

[Mike Rundle @flyosity]

Same way the microwave turned everyone into a chef

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

current state of ai, summarized

[neural nets. @cneuralnetwork]

We thought we'd lose our jobs to ChatGPT
Even ChatGPT lost it job to a AI

[M. Yasin @myasiny]

Fun fact: Stack Overflow partnered with OpenAI to share its data. Since then, LLMs trained on this content have greatly reduced its traffic. In a way, LLMs ended up harming the very programming source that fed them

A true ouroboros deal 🐍

[Santiago @svpino]

I did not visit StackOverflow in 2024.

[Nick Dobos @NickADobos]

Prompt engineering

[Chubby♨️ @kimmonismus]

Autonomous agents soon™️

This is huge. Sam Altman confirms that they have now reached level 2 with o1 and at the same time says that level 3, i.e. autonomous agents, will follow shortly! In all honesty, we could actually be on the verge of AGI. The only question is whether the first agents will arrive this year or at the beginning of 2025 with GPT-5.

[M. Yasin @myasiny]

@AnthropicAI Using LLMs to create prompts for using LLMs

[M. Yasin @myasiny]

@ThePrimeagen Agile is like the communism of the tech world 🫠

[Product Blaze @teslaptimus]

🚀✨  New "Apple Intelligence" features announced at #WWDC24!

Siri gets a huge upgrade, now integrated with ChatGPT via a new Apple-OpenAI partnership. Free access for all Apple users!   

But what about data privacy? 🤔

Elon Musk says, "If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation."

What do you think? Win-win or privacy concern? 💬🔐

#Apple #AI #OpenAI #Siri #TechNews #PrivacyMatters #AppleIntelligence #IOSUpdate #IntegrationOpenAI

[M. Yasin @myasiny]

Knowing how to use AI is as important as its capabilities. There is a hype like the early days when robots were expected to replace couriers in just a few years, yet everyone became a courier instead 🙃

https://t.co/phpwHTWHqk

[M. Yasin @myasiny]

Well, as Jobs says, “everything is important - that success is in the details.”

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

Apple’s attention to detail is INSANE. You can’t watch this and not smile.

[Dhravya Shah @DhravyaShah]

Openai just killed all these YC startups

RIP

[hakan giray @gryhkn]

chatgpt'nin "delve" kelimesini çok kullandığı biliniyor.

ve bu kelimenin pubmed'deki makalelerde kullanılma sıklığı chatgpt çıktıktan sonra neredeyse 5'e katlanmış.

işte akıllarda o soru (show haber sunucusu sesiyle): bilimsel makaleler chatgpt mi yazdırılıyor?