Professor Mitts

Advocate of the Crab Rangoon Appetizer | King of the Couch Plant | Hole in One Haver | 5th Liner | VSB Board-Member

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Do it for Hellebuyck. No other words. Greatest goaltending performance these eyes have ever seen. Please one time please I’m begging 🇺🇸

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The man of the hour 🇺🇸

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

I love watching Zach Werenski play. Guy is so sick

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

COYLE WINS IT IN THE SHOOTOUT 💥

CBJ x @FanaticsBook

[Dany Heatley @RealDanyHeatley]

The most “Irrelevant” franchise beating the most valuable franchise in hockey???

How is that possible…? Fuck you.

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Columbus is making the playoffs.

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

Farting in the sauna should be a war crime

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

It’s time to green light the Viktor Hovland travel series

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

@ModestDink It’s the small things that matter. Literally…

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

@MantisTobog3n This feels targeted…

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

The buckeyes did the iron lotus with a shattered ankle.

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

Allow me to reiterate that Spirit airlines is a real shitty airline.

[Sean Zak @Sean_Zak]

Stepping in 14-footers for bogey. I am FAMILIAR

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Announcement - Tonight I am ready, willing, and able to stay up for UNLIMITED (infinity) Overtimes #Commitment #GrindLife

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

Playoff hockey fucking rocks

[Professor Mitts @myconch6969]

The transfusion. Ahead of its time