chris myers

Phoenix based connected systems software developer.

[chris myers @myerscj]

@lewifree Might need some help sorting out CCTP. Can you DM me when you have a moment?

[chris myers @myerscj]

Requesting faucet funds into 0x0x173a14D4992FeC6436DA5060b3AE53aafA5549bA on the #Rinkeby #Ethereum test network.

[chris myers @myerscj]

@Estivel @elonmusk Willing to bet that some of this is algo trading. I’ve considered a bot to monitor his tweets, run through sentiment analysis, and then issue buy order. I’m sure others are doing this

[chris myers @myerscj]

If you wear your mask under your nose, it tells everyone around you that you’ve reached the following conclusions:
1) Testing for COVID-19 is done through the nose
2) COVID-19 cannot be spread from the nose
#deductivereasoningislost

[chris myers @myerscj]

I’ve noticed that a lot have come out of the wood work on Twitter in analyzing the vote count datasets and making predictions. Sorry if it’s premature, but can you look at this dataset and give me your expert opinions?

[chris myers @myerscj]

@coldbewarmer Anyone have a link for this graph? I’ve scoured the FiveThirtyEight site

[chris myers @myerscj]

Hey @AdamSandler. Can you make a cover of Passion Pit’s Sleepyhead as Whitey Duvall? The voice would be perfect for that song #youremyhero

[DesertCodeCamp @DesertCodeCamp]

Who is ready for Desert Code Camp on Saturday?

[chris myers @myerscj]

@SqlRyan @Docker @SQLServer Thanks for joining the presentation. Was good to see you again. We’re overdue for a lunch some time

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall The internet isn’t very confident that you’re a beautiful lady. Sooo…. facial recognition obviously needs some work still :)

[chris myers @myerscj]

That moment when you're waiting for your turn on a release call and resume watching the office... to realize you're not muted on the call

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall A large???

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall List wasn't in order obvi.... otherwise dogs would be first and boyo last, right?

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall Wasn't sure if it was relephant but I tried

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall Just make sure you bring swimming trunks to the elephant mud bath

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall Spoiler alert, but I may or may not be taking you there for your b-day

[Kent Weare @wearsy]

Event Hubs Capture (formerly known as Archive) reaches GA later this month via @ShubhaVijaya #integrate2017

[ErikEJ @ErikEJ]

Introducing https://t.co/VbuRrv8YsP Core 2.0 Preview 2 https://t.co/NiHeU83k2v

[chris myers @myerscj]

@monny_marshall Is this real or a dream you had? #monnyloveselephants