ANSHUMAN BISWAL

“Give people wonderful tools, and they’ll do wonderful things”

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

@sama Aaaaaa.... Consciousness ?

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

@bira91 Heyyyyyyy !! Where is the Bira House of the Dragon Limited Release ?

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⁦@duolingo⁩ ⁦@duolingoindia⁩
Duo Bird Please don't Eat me 😭

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Used to be terrified of ghosts as a kid, but now? The real nightmare is that Duolingo bird haunting my notifications.
@duolingo.

did I mention my favourite dish... It's chicken🤌

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

This Streak Feels Good!

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Thank you 2023 !!
2024 am adopting a "Capybara"

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Phele WC Final ka depression, Abhi yeh bhi nahi mila aaj bhi feeling same hai🥲

Congratulations TATA Technologies!!

Tata Technologies IPO Shines: BEST LISTING of 2023 at 140% premium!

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

"Cred Garage" one stop solution for all your vehicle related needs. Phenomenal job done by the UI/UX team at Cred. Auto vehicle detection via fastag was cherry on top and smooth detail fetching.

Park+ in serious trouble ? 💀

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Thanks Barbie for differentiating the new iPhone. #iPhone15

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

In April 2023 I tweeted about how PayTm disrupted Indian market with the soundbox and how Paytm Soundbox subscriptions touched 1,197 crore rupees ($150 million). The company has 6.8 million devices deployed across the country.

Haha wait for this to take off....

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Tiger Global exits flipkart with a whopping Rs 28.7 Cr profit on 9.8 Cr as investment.

#Flipkart #TigerGlobal

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Netflix Disney HBO trying to limit password Sharing.

Meanwhile Me :

https://t.co/ilHKNQSnYO https://t.co/3yoTzMHvBg 💀🤡🙃

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Apple just closed above $3 Trillion Market Cap ✨

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Swipe right on @kunalb11 @bumble profile and you might just unlock the secret to becoming a startup wizard.

Hopefully this Collab would allow me to convert my cred coins into Bumble Premium 💀

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

History unfolds at Dalal Street as MRF stock soars to an unprecedented 1 lakh, becoming India’s first stock to reach the six-digit mark. A momentous achievement that sets a new milestone in the financial landscape.

#StockMarket #mrfstock #nse #bse

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

The US Senate has passed the debt ceiling bill, averting a national default.

Now in simple terms, what does this mean for the entire world?

US dollar is the global reserve currency, the whole world owns its forex reserves in USD. If USD loses value, the whole world suffers.

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Apple and Goldman Sachs will pay 4.15% interest on their new savings account, 10 times the US average.

The national average APY on savings accounts is just 0.35%, according to the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation.

#AppleCard #GoldmanSachs

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

From "chotu paise mil gaye?" To "PayTM pe paise prapt hue" product made specifically for the Indian context by an Indian fintech.

Paytm Soundbox subscriptions touched 1,197 crore rupees ($150 million). The company has 6.8 million devices deployed across the country.

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Integrated ChatGPT to Siri Successfully!
Siri Pro / Siri Bro is so much better than Siri. Thanks @beebomco

[ANSHUMAN BISWAL @mynameizjeff]

Road to profitability in next 2 years:

1. CAC will be driven by content creation and personal branding.

2. Use of No-Code platform to solve problems and built faster.

3. Product will have to be a Delta 4.

4. Founder needs to put auto pilot ON.

5. VC will no longer be sexy.