Myra

Lobbyist for cynicism. Chelsea & Atléti fan. 🇵🇸

[Stephen M. D. Kafeero @sdkafeero]

This piece by @guardian is a masterclass in why old-school journalism will never die. You could easily lose 3 hours in this and still want more. https://t.co/P6xxOOo518

[Myra @myra_]

Let it be known I was here just to see how hot Calafiori is irl

[Jacob Steinberg @JacobSteinberg]

The final reminded me of England-Italy at Euro 2020: early goal followed by excellent smothering tactics, but always the sense the pressure would be too much eventually. PSG obv way better than that Italy but, like England, Arsenal lacked quality and ambition on the counterattack

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

you live by a CB you die by a CB

[Myra @myra_]

W admin

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Myra @myra_]

Oh Gabriel..

[Anthems for a Twenty Five Year‐Old Boy @DFakExGoalanke]

Apparently Arne Slot has just contacted Atletico Madrid asking if the 4 Bad Bunny tickets are still available

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Y para completar el 3x1 nos hemos venido arriba y vamos a tirar la casita por la ventana: el jugador llega cedido por una temporada y a cambio nosotros cedemos a Tom Ford y Smith sin opción de compra. Oferta irrechazable.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Para esta segunda oferta hemos tenido un problema, se nos han terminado las entradas para el concierto de mañana, así que mejoramos la propuesta anterior con 6 para el del domingo.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Myra @myra_]

@shahril_yey I kena drag dgn abg abg I pergi trophy parade 😂

[Myra @myra_]

Everyone on my flight is going to the Arsenal trophy parade it's crazy how many of you there are

[Myra @myra_]

Oh my god

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Eid Mubarak!

Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most.

I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need.

Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

The best story football has written in ages. Little Rayo, Rayo fucking Vallecano, are in a European final.
https://t.co/RhkrpLI2Wp

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Chelsea managed a remarkable 11 red cards across all competitions this season — and picked up 118 cards in the Premier League.

Such ill-discipline deserves recognition, which is why @liam_twomey has invented the DAFT metric to judge it by.

Liam has ranked each of Chelsea’s red cards from lowest DAFT score to highest.

🔗 https://t.co/zn7iEnEJQP

[m @mxdihaahahaha]

no chelsea for three months #imfree

[Myra @myra_]

@_xyzann going ofc 😂

[Myra @myra_]

Xabi Alonso please,,, save us,,,

[Myra @myra_]

Anyways, glad the season is OVER!

[Myra @myra_]

This is the culmination of every misstep the mgmt has made over the past 4 years. one good decision is always undone by 3 bad ones after it. trying to understand Xabi Alonso's risk appetite here, but maybe he's just a masochist

[Myra @myra_]

4 years into the BlueCo project. 10th in the league, marquee signings talking about leaving, Europe qualification on the line on the final day and the team delivers an own goal and an 8th red card. the house is burning