Me, crouching down to not block the TV as I pass @jhebert playing Super Mario: “I’m short Mario!”
@jhebert : “Oh really? Your usual vibe is more fireball Mario.”
I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity
@jhebert I mean also your 3-year-old was up at 6 AM making his animatronic elephant sing to him. Not that you shouldn’t take time off; just saying that may be a possible partial source of the exhaustion 😛
@onthemedia Thanks for your “how it started, how it’s going” episode on Covid! Just a note (which I’m sure you’ve heard from others by now) that Skagit Valley, WA is pronounced “SKA-jit” (not a hard ‘g’). 🙂
I miss Instagram, but it’s probably good to take a couple days off every now and then. 😛 (Also, I am going to be soooo curious to read this postmortem! Sending virtual hugs, whiskey, & fortitude to the SREs involved here.)
Hey @onepeloton, I want to buy a Peloton bike as a gift, but since my billing address doesn't match my friend's delivery address, you want me to email you a pic of my driver's license to confirm. I'm not okay sending my DL over unencrypted email. How can we make this gift happen?
@onepeloton Thank you! Hilariously, the form you mention appears to be HTTPS and accepts image uploads as part of the support request, so maybe I can just upload a photo of the DL there... 😛 This is order # E1FE-FFB1, btw.
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#notamagicmoment: Stuck in an underground @tesla supercharging station because it stopped recognizing my key and there’s not enough cell signal to enable remote driving. ☹️ I don’t think the future is fully here yet…
@British_Airways I didn't lose it on board the plane -- I left it in the lounge itself. Someone at SeaTac said that the BA lounge there doesn't turn over their lost-and-found to the general airport lost-and-found, which is why I'm trying to contact the lounge directly. Can you provide a phone #?
Hey @British_Airways — I left a coat in your SEA lounge on Feb. 1, but haven’t been able to get in touch with the lounge directly to ask them about it. Can you help?
[Awkward older male coworker, commenting on my cooler box]: You don’t see many people bringing lunchboxes to work.
[I smile; try to ignore]
[Other coworker]: It could be organ transport.
Me: Close. It’s breastmilk.
#awkwardelevatorchats