narloid

[mr tigger!!! @Popitformilt]

This definitely the type of nigga i want for security big dumb nigga that would eat rocks on his breaks

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

I was Born in Appalachia and My Mommy and Daddy Named me Retard Slave

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Yeah all of us get raped for living retard it's called having a job

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming dart frog issue. They interviewed the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen/liked the comic. They sent me a copy, which just arrived:

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

Imagine charging into battle with this proudly displayed as your coat of arms

[Theo @Theodore1jensen]

bitterns are naturally predisposed to looking like freaks.
they walk like perverts too

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Ladybug covered in morning dew

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @TonyPajama]

Sonic fans are so funny because they debate whether this game is good or bad and then you look at the clip of a bunch of random shapes in an empty map and the shapes only pop in when you’re 15 feet away

[J.T. Alexander @JTAlexander]

The DMV was where I suddenly became aware of how stark the IQ gap actually is in practice.

I went to ask a simple question. My first iteration was this, verbatim:

“The roads are covered in ice, so I know it’s not happening right now, but I wanted to ask about motorcycle road tests. You have to have a motorcycle to do the test, but you can’t buy one in this state without the motorcycle endorsement on your license. So, how does that work?”

First answer, verbatim: “Well… we can’t do them in winter.”

It took five increasingly condescending rephrasings to get an answer and I was so stunned by the experience that I can’t even recall the answer.

This incredibly ugly interface is specifically designed to cope with the fact that the DMV is a jobs program for the medically retarded.

[Bad News Network @BadNewsShow]

@Eyoyism

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

CHASE TRAVEL YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS YOU CHARGED ME FOR JUNE 31st THAT DAY DOESNT EVEN EXIST

[dyl the tamandua @dyllikethepickl]

eatin ants #unbothered

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Richard "Dick" Porn
1938 - 2026

https://t.co/MC7qPVTpPF

[Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬 @jewndahalfmen]

Prussians for 800 years:
Hanseatic League ➡️ Teutonic Crusades ➡️ Friedrich the Great ➡️ Clausewitz ➡️ Bismarck ➡️ Schlieffen Plan ➡️ Red Baron ➡️ Versailles ➡️ Nazism ➡️ Communism ➡️ Wir schaffen das ➡️ Berghain ➡️ AfD

Bavarians for 800yrs:

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

The Eastern Columbia art deco masterpiece that mogs the modern LA skyline was built in 9 months during the Great Depression.

Down the street, the Graffiti Towers have been under construction for the last 11 years.

Don’t let communists run your city.

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

Building a Liberty Ship in four days as a stunt during the biggest war in history tells you a lot about Americans of the time.

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

what did he do?

[柴犬おこげ @okogenox]

ビビりながらカニに挨拶する犬がおもろすぎる