nadine

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[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I hate that passport stamps are slowly becoming a thing of the past. They were one of the coolest little souvenirs you could collect without even trying. Now half the time you just scan your face, walk through a gate, and that’s it. Kind of depressing if you ask me. That shit genuinely pisses me off.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

So crazy that I decided to go across town on everyone’s official first day driving a car or perhaps even seeing one. Congrats to all

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

They should make soy sauce in a spray bottle so you can evenly distribute it over rice

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[annie flop @floptography]

Orange chicken, beer, and youtube for dinner

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You are allowed to have ice cream 5 times a week during the months of July and August and it's actually good for your health according to science

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Yes. Reform the Supreme Court.

Term limits.
Expand the Court.
Enforceable code of ethics.

It’s time we address corruption on the highest court.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen