CR15

…my first girlfriend turned into the moon

[CR15 @name2short4user]

Should you ever find yourself all alone with no one to hold your hands I pray you find the courage to put your hands in your pockets and sojourn alone

[Julius J. Adebayo @HeIsJayjam]

What's this guy's name ? He's effortlessly a funny comedian

[Sunday Musunda @SMusunda0435]

Thank you Mr. Kombo. This is exactly what we are preaching. Dont blame one for what you condemn others for.

Ronaldo scores a penalty, he is a penaldo. Messi scores penalty he is genius.

Ronaldo has few touches, he is finished. Haaland has few touches, he is a great striker.

Ronaldo scores a tap in, he is a tap in merchant. Messi misses similar chance, Beckham is the probl£m.

Messi accus£d CONMEBOL of corruption, he is right. Ronaldo condemns Balon Dor, he is arrogant.

Fifa uplifts Ronaldo's ban, he is being favoured. When they did the same for Messi in 2017, they were right.

A young kid mocks Ronaldo after Morocco beat Portugal, she is applauded. A young kid was bullied for mocking Messi and Argentina, it serves him right.

Ronaldo leaves Europe, he is finished and cant compete in Europe. Messi moves to MLS, he has completed football.

Ronaldo got injured in final and cried, he was pretending and got carried by Eder. Messi got injured in final and cried, he was emotinal and still the best for the country.

Ronaldo left Real Madrid, and was sold at a record fee, Madrid was tired of him and chased him out. Messi left Barcelona at 0 fee, Laporta wronged him.

Ronaldo scores goal without winning match, the goals are useless. Messi scores goal without winning, Beckham is the problem.

Ronaldo scores goal without winning matches, he is selfish and only focus on 1000 goals. Messi scores without winning matches, what if he reaches 1000 goals before Ronaldo?

Ronaldo gets card for showing anger, he is too arrogant. Messi gets card for similar acts, he is human anyway.

There are many other instances which show how hypocritical you guys can be.

You condemn one for what you commend one for.

This is the reason why most of the trolls from Ronaldo fans are just clap backs on what Ronaldo has been condemned for.

[Priestly @PriestlyKing111]

These guys are good!!! 😂❤️

[CR15 @name2short4user]

Who da fuvk is that number 5 😂💀😂💀

[NOBLEMAN @NOBLEMANcoc]

@FabrizioRomano Wait until you play with him. He will steal your goals

[CR15 @name2short4user]

Operation put the ball in the box, no time to waste time

[77 ✨🇳🇬 @c7riskou]

Mdr Ronaldo à mis triplé en LDC contre Atletico triplé la même semaine en Liga encore face à l’Atletico fallait être là 🥹

[77 ✨🇳🇬 @c7riskou]

Mdr Ronaldo à mis triplé en LDC contre Atletico triplé la même semaine en Liga encore face à l’Atletico fallait être là 🥹

[CR15 @name2short4user]

@Footballtalks05 @soccertorey David Silva it is

[divine @scorsesebabyyy]

See this is the fun part about the premier league, we have:

1. The red cartel: legacy teams
2. Landlords of the prem: 3BMafia
3. Blue cartel: FFP breakers

In the bundesliga the opposition celebrate Bayern after a 7-0 loss and the others postpone games for psg

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

We were telling you that your style of football is not sustainable, and the day your defence fails, your attack will mess you up

You were telling us to try and score you first

Today your attackers couldn't score, and your defenders conceded not 1, not 2 but THREE big goals

[Precious @ilemidunf]

Everton own is time frame, if they catch you for sun 😭

[† @enyinwa_]

Peter Obi Receipt just plenty for NTA tl😂😂

[HTX Studio @HTX_Studio]

iPhone 18 Pro Review: Better. But at What Cost?

[Ìré @_heedris]

@UROMIS_FIRSTSON @RedGenius05 @AustinINstate The one wey Antonio Banderas act

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

A young nigerian cries out for help after buying Capri Sun and found that it tasted awkward and decided to cut it open only to find it is fake and adulterated.

This current @NafdacAgency and its director general are exceptionally useless and incompetent!

[CR15 @name2short4user]

Mr “I’m more technically gifted than Ronaldo” because he got a fat ass and uses that to shield defenders

[TOREY @soccertorey]

Detect the player with no UCL here

Too hard 😂

[CR15 @name2short4user]

I stumbled down to the stomach of the town, where the widow takes memories to slowly drown. With a hand to the sky and a mist in her eye, she said
Don’t you cry for the lost, smile for the living. Get what you need & give what you’re given
Life’s for the living so live it

[Og bobosky from motion17 @isitsomto]

People be spelling things wrongly
See how he spelt years as “nights”😂😂

[CR15 @name2short4user]

Depends on how pressed I am… sometimes 9, sometimes 0

[Jaynett🦋 @wunmisznn]

How do you poop???