Mercer

I’m just here to fiddle while it burns

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@KenPaxtonTX Get fucked

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@kairyssdal So they can fuck it up and then point at how badly it works rinse repeat.

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@danielleradford @dropout Yes please! I’m broke as shit and had to cancel my sub.

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@dallasgoldtooth Hey in season 3 Ep10. There was a song near the end “Live for Forever.” It was written by Billy Joe Shaver, but who was that performing in that episode?

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@thetexanist Justice can only exist where where impartiality does. There is no justice in politics.

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Ken Paxton is still a huge piece of shit. We don’t need a bought and paid for “jury” to prove that.

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@empanalgonas Rebecca got a letter in the mail.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

RT for a chance to win this Jonathan Ornelas signed baseball in honor of his MLB debut!

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@empanalgonas Do Timequake instead

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Hey @DanPatrick I heard the bartender at the Chili Parlor talking about the explosive diarrhea you had in there the other day. You should probably call and try to get them fired you fragile dweeb.

[That One Show With Bryan Combs @ThatOneShowBC]

Seeing a lot people claiming to be done with Tyler Childers. Great! Maybe it’ll be easier to get tickets for the rest of us now, and the shows will be a lot more enjoyable without y’all in the crowd screaming for him to sing Whitehouse Road the entire time.

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@rottentrails What’s your PB username? I’ve had luck recovering photos before might be able to help you.

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@empanalgonas It’s a 30mg brand name adderall.

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@joannie_v2 I just drove right through it that was nuts.

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@GregAbbott_TX

https://t.co/Za3z30YeYk
This is the “man” you want to pardon?

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@mass_tx @cjtackett You should probably talk to the church then.

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@mountain_goats Oh man….that taste….

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@codyg_22 @stephan37349479 @BuzzPatterson @Travistritt @NASCAR What do you think the “T” in LGBT stands for?

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@karahontheradio @not2muchsaid @Esqueer_ The SCOTUS did in the 1998 case NEA v Finley.