nance_pants

Data and analytics nerd that spends an inordinate amount of time discussing the meridian of science, economics and geopolitics on our every day lives.

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$200k+ base with Full Medical, Vision, Dental, 401k

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At this point, I’m ready for post @elonmusk versions of @Tesla, @SpaceX, @Twitter, and even get companies he’s shuddered back up.

Most CEOs end up getting in their own way and in the way of progress. Elon is too enamored with fame to be of valid use to these companies anymore.

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This place Effing sucks now! #MyXAnniversary

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Not much to celebrate in this hellscape shit show.

You know, until WatermElon sells this trash barge to Russia.

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@bearsaremean @JDVance1 Honestly, he’s left his family in the dust over far less than ice cream, so I read this more like the first chapter in his next Netflix hand out.

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@JCC_72 @bearsaremean Slow Horses looks… really good 👀

Echo on the slow burn loathing turned hard infatuation for Severance. Took a solid 3 episodes / Christopher Walken showing up to flip some switches for me.

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@NBedera @AlisonBuki Reading the comments and I’m a little surprised how askew they get. Isn’t it still as simple as IPV isn’t talked about whereas cheating is?

Cheating ends up in vengeance or a communal shaming.

IPV is often hidden - it’s still “intimate” and the victim hides it or self shames.

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Literally what any of us who ever went to band camp thought our half time shows sounded like.

Narrator: But they did not.

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This made me smile.. 🎶

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27) “We trust countries / people to self-manage their own monkeypox risk”… 👇

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@dawnposts As an Aunt to one trans kid and God Mom to another, all I can offer is love and support. I know none of this is easy on you, and right now it all feels overwhelming - but there is light on the other side and promise of better ahead. Please stick with us. You’re so worth it.

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@Vee_RoRo @PaolaNotPaolo That’s fair, and I appreciate you pointing that out.

On the second point, I don’t disagree that “men don’t worry about that.” I’m saying that’s not something to envy or admire. Trashy people talk trash; I don’t look upon them highly either. Nor do most healthy, non toxic people.

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@PaolaNotPaolo @Vee_RoRo I do appreciate that you’re basic enough to go with “thanks for proving my point.”

You or I *can* speak about abusive women - that’s your insecurity, not mine, not an entire genders.

It’s just trashy to trash other people. Men doing it so flagrantly isn’t something to envy.

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@PaolaNotPaolo It’s weird that you care so much about a man you’ve likely never met and side with him over someone you’ve also never met and chose a side without being in that court room. Also weird that you take a side like “men don’t have to deal with that” and don’t see how that’s toxic AF.

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Jack, you ignorant slut.

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In principle, I don’t believe anyone should own or run Twitter. It wants to be a public good at a protocol level, not a company. Solving for the problem of it being a company however, Elon is the singular solution I trust. I trust his mission to extend the light of consciousness.

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@1981Citation @JoshuaPotash This was dramatic AF.

Everyone is focusing on the house when this kid can’t even math years correctly. 10yrs you’ve been working towards this dream? Since 2014?

And what area did an apartment go for $800 in 2019 that only 3yrs later is $2,800? Please.

Pants. On. Fire.

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@mikerastiello I just auto renewed 5 domains I’ll never use because maaaaaybeeeee!!!!!!!

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@mikerastiello But is the beeebeee all healthy?!?!

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@mikerastiello … Why do they make this baby wear poo bags?!?!

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@mikerastiello Omg dat faaaaaaace!!!!!!

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@SavageXFenty @rihanna I even said “if you can get the order here in time, yes, keep me as a member” cuz @rihanna knows how to make a damn good bra. Guess the response? “Sorry, but that’s a back office issue. The order is still cancelled.” So charge me for a membership I can’t use? TF!?!?

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Hey @SavageXFenty - since you cancelled my order with zero information as to why AND then directed me to Social for support (seriously?!?!) please elaborate on why you shut down an expedited order.

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@SavageXFenty Considering I just got off the phone with your support who refused to send a confirmation of cancellation AND y’all felt the need to untag @rihanna Nah, I’m good. Two agents just said “we can’t confirm you won’t be charged again, but it does appear to be cancelled.” Like…TF?