Nancy Duan

@Cal alum in SF

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“Sir, you have had 34 margaritas and you are on the floor of a Chilis. The police are outside.”

[Violet ✨ @thatnerdviolet]

I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to play Stardew Valley for 18 hours straight and poison the town soup with the Mayor’s underpants.

[Nancy Duan @nancy_duan]

@ConcernedApe Nothing in the Bay Area? 😭😭😭

[Nancy Duan @nancy_duan]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[JP @jpbrammer]

so sorry for my delay in getting back with you! I have been beset by calamities

[Bris Bristofferson @killakow]

TED LASSO: Waystar Royco, huh? Well I don’t know why you’d make me CEO—I can hardly tell EPS from IBS, but what I can tell you is that I love you all very much and like the fella Rick Astley said I’m never gonna give you up

KENDALL ROY: Hugo, have this man executed

[Nancy Duan @nancy_duan]

How do I switch my TL to chronological order 😩

[Nancy Duan @nancy_duan]

Yetao Bing, 43, The youngest victim halfmoon bay https://t.co/FSkdrx9Gys

[SAN FRANCISCO FIRE DEPARTMENT MEDIA @SFFDPIO]

SCARED AND WET DOG FOUND FINANCIAL DISTRICT- This smart pup came to the fire house and barked for assistance. Crews will be awaiting a microchip scan (no tags) for reunification. During this storm, make sure your pets have ID, and are close by and comforted.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Ticketmaster when you try to buy a ticket for $59

[Michael Tedder @mtedder]

This Death Cab and Postal Service 20 year anniversary tour is the series finale for elder millennials.

[Nancy Duan @nancy_duan]

@AGuyNamedNam Did you see her?!

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

@Ticketmaster your one job is literally to sell tickets to a lot of people

[em🌸 @tomatorry]

@Ticketmaster “unprecedented demand” you literally sent out the codes

[taylor @taylorhackett_]

If i do not get a silly little Taylor swift verified fan presale code in my silly little email inbox today i will lose it

[Nancy Duan @nancy_duan]

@MaxwellFrostFL @POTUS 👏👏👏👏