fastest girl in the grade

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

the concept of going to grad school

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

white people be in them LA dance studios doing a whole bunch of bullshit

[tate @octatate]

you’re not allowed to PDA if you’re straight i’m sorry like you just don’t get to do that anymore let alone in boston massachusetts

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

Alzheimer? I hardly know ‘er.. anymore :(

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[artsartsarts @_artsartsarts]

cooking anything savoury

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

My pitbull just teethmogged this toddloid and now she’s sobmaxxing

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Wow. They did not stop at Bad Bunny & Green Day. The NFL said fuck it & got a proud, outspoken lesbian to sing America the Beautiful while an entirely different sexy latin dude interpreted it in sign language.
Not gonna lie, i'm slightly turned on right now.

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

NOTHING!! can separate a sad pasty white man from his hot baddie Asian wife #Severance

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

@thyhighs I mean what do you give to someone who has it all?

[iu @iushads]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

OUT: bicurious
IN: inqueering

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

I should be able to call the police on people who buy service vests for their fuckass untrained loud intrusive dogs places without being asked to leave

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

I’m not like other girls. I’m wasian

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

T-girl (autistic girl whose mom took Tylenol while pregnant)

[fastest girl in the grade @nanimmoral]

Not now kitten daddy is stimming