narf

dirty job theif

[narf @narf142]

@beckylou1984 Creamed leeks to go with anything - in a saucepan, bit of butter, seasoning, cook slowly for 15 mins and add a little milk or water occasionally to stop them drying out.

[Liz Alderton BEM. RN, DN, Queen's Nurse. @alderton_liz]

Assessed 3 patients today, all newly diagnosed with cancer and all told they will not be considered for treatment because of Covid. All will die sooner than they would have. These are the figures that are not recorded #tipoftheiceberg

[narf @narf142]

Tbt to birthday parties #lockdown

[narf @narf142]

@MoreUtterPiffle I cleared out a cupboard and found (in date) hobnobs I didn’t realise I had

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

weird how the only thing that helps in a crisis like this is doing socialism. much to think about, as this is very mysterious and impossible to understand

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

You can actually die of xenophobia

[Sarah 🚩 #WearAMaskYouStupidBastards @sazmeister88]

i don't get the conspiracy theory that Boris Johnson doesn't actually have Covid-19? the fact he does makes him look like an incompetent fool who preaches to us yet can't even follow his own advice, which is exactly what happened and exactly what he is.

[narf @narf142]

I’m Pink Hot Cross Bun

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

I'm bored ... So let's have it

Mine: Red Taco
😳😂

[Housewife of Hell @HousewifeOfHell]

I've reached that level of quarantine where I'm able to practice fishtail braids on my legs.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

March is no longer a month, it has been reclassified as an era

[narf @narf142]

Whole fam is WFH (obv) & this weird beep goes off. We all looked around, stared at each other for a second and collectively decided to ignore it. After a minute Mum goes ‘it does that from time to time, noone knows what it is’. So looks like we have a robo ghost. #lockdownuk

[Simon Bell @sbell007ck]

If you want to #clapforboris thats up to you, but please remember during the last 10 years Boris Johnson has voted against increasing funding for the NHS, voted against wage increases for NHS staff, but did constantly vote for austerity.

[Professor Kishan Devani BEM @Kishan_Devani]

**Let us not forget**

A month ago #PritiPatel said anyone earning less than £25k is an "unskilled worker" & can’t enter the UK!

NHS starting salaries:

Nurse £24.2k
Paramedic £24.2k
Midwife £24.2k
Radiographer £24.2k
Care assistant £17.6k

And now the #Govt are clapping them!

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

When this is over, we may have got used to better air, seen the point to international co-operation, that people don’t have to sleep on the streets, and we might value, too, the NHS. We might twig there’s more to life than nationalism and the economy. It could be a new beginning.

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

The next Black Mirror is going to be a documentary

#UKElection

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

Waitrose are doing a sale on their jus & gravies. Some great reductions

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

Got a new iPad and pencil. RT and follow and I’ll draw your avi (If you’re already following just RT)