Parker

Amphibious Beyond Belief

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

They done fucked up and gave me a tent

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@smiler_230 moid

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Death awaits but only if I’ve finally built the custom guitar I’ve always wanted and if sucks. If it rules I’m alive forever

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

New York fucking sucks !!!!!!! I’m like not even a person rn

[Rob Cassidy @Cassidy_Rob]

The World Cup is about soccer, sure, but it’s also about an exchange of cultural binge drinking intricacies and I think that’s beautiful

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Whole bar of knicks fans, spurs fan bartender. Everyone pissed off bc he won’t serve drinks

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

@lucky_swamps I think it’s so so cool but I just can’t take myself seriously enough

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

I respect it it and I wish I was the type of person to but I can’t imagine having a tattoo

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

I might walk to circle K by myself … 🥀

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Admittedly all I’ve seen was ONE screenshot alleging some pretty bad stuff but then again how many other “cancelled” bands and celebrities are still thriving? I know you people are still listening to Michael Jackson!!! Listen to the chorus of “won’t” and get back 2 me

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Has it been long enough to admit PWR BTTM got an unfair treatment

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

We need to bring a more cowboy style organization to society bc at least you can earn strength or skill, and to a lesser extent you can train your mind, but now it’s just hot people stomping on everyone. At least in nyc

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Why can’t I apply for a grant that gives me money while I finally play through every resident evil

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

I wish car seat headrest would lock the fuck in again

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

@REHotTakeLuke

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Giving feedback to presenters is like “if you don’t have something nice to say, let someone else talk!!”

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Everyone needs to be drinking more Gavi wine it’s so gas

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

I think I literally ruined my whole life it’s so over for me

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

my niggas b high on weed speaking in extremely inside voices

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

I have the absolute worst luck I can’t handle this shit anymore!!! I might have a mild concussion!

[Parker @NarutoRunning]

Life is drilling me in the ASS I’m so lucky I have family and friends and MORGANNNN