Alex🤓

stoic philosopher warrior teacher ronin

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Burger and Beer night

[RANDY @randizzleDee]

Only one of these was definitively disproven

[IzzyBn Art @IzzybnArt]

#discoelysium animation 🕺

[百八結業 @HEAVIERTHANSOME]

It's completely plausible the actual Odyssey was even more diverse. They had ethnicities that don't even exist anymore!

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Delete this NOW!!!!!!

[jake @wormpuller]

I see him everywhere

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I know you guys hate hearing this but universities are open to a wide spectrum of viewpoints. Conservatives are just rarely capable of writing at an academically acceptable level. Sorry man. Stop begging for DEI hires

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Real Beaulievers rise up

[paimon targaryen @_PAIM0N]

Remember when Ari Aster made his anxiety crippling freduian version of The Odyssey and everyone tried to kill him for it

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

@pourfairelevide If you want that sort of vibe you have to watch Eggers

[RAZORWIRE @RazorwireRPG]

Never Forget: the Brotherhood of Steel is supposed to be weird. Not heroic. Not saviours. Weird. They are literally isolationist tech hoarders who larp as Medieval Knights. Their entire order was born out of a disdain for government science and experimental exploitation. They are not the good guys and they think you're scum. They're not here to save the world, they couldn't give a shit about the world. They are here to hoard tech and look great doing it. Never forget that.

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

The Pre-War World used to feel genuinely gigantic. Like each and every building was some grand megastructure thought of by insane architects and only able to be built thanks to robots.

[eyesoon 🇵🇭 @eyesoon_]

scared

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

I am very sorry! #ImSorryWomen

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The idea that you have to wear shoes from the same pair is aristocratic nonsense. I’m not in the London Philharmonic

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Trying to come up with a funny movie I could quote tweet this with but I can’t guys I’m sorry. I can’t do anything right😖

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

they should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so i can know what to do in life.

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Hashtag I Got Impregnated at the Nasher Sulpture Center Adult Night in Dallas Texas

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

(During a lull in conversation) you know I read somewhere Chunky is the only Kong who ever talks to the Worm

[B Middy 🌊 @Bronnymiddy]

BREAKING NEWS Lebr-- Bro-- Lebr- uhmmm uh oh gosh im so nervous

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

@ilookterrible2 I read it as a freshly-traumatized child. I felt seen by many of Holden’s weird/ugly/confused feelings. Felt like the book found me at a really helpful time

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Catcher in the rye is an incredibly special book to me

[Alex🤓 @torturedAlex]

Bro last night was a Top 10 Respect Moments Caught on Camera montage