Joe Mama Santacruz

They/He angry diary

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[Joe Mama Santacruz @narwhal669]

WHY ARE YOU A TACO TRUCK NEXT TO A BAR AND CLOSE BEFORE 2 AM.

[trap dad @dude_gang]

lemon pepper flavored vape juice

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Parrot's raincoat.

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

Meme imposible de replicar en español

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Why are jobs paying $17 an hour when rent starts at like 2600 😭

[Joe Mama Santacruz @narwhal669]

Also we need to take out all billionaires and their friends (to dinner).

[Joe Mama Santacruz @narwhal669]

MAGA supporters will die before we see the end of trumps fuck shit end so we should end them and their families now so they understand how fucked everything is and will be

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

good news guys i found a place where you can buy a pound of frozen hagfish slime for $145

[𝓜. @fruitingfaith]

Yesterday I smoked weed then went to a Wisconsin dive bar and got a peanut butter cheeseburger and lemme tell you I was in heaven

[Joe Mama Santacruz @narwhal669]

Women are amazing

[graze @xogravy]

Still new to Trader Joe’s. What’s up with all the sexual tension in there?

[Antoni z Kijowa @koneser_misia]

‘everyone grieves differently’

Erika Kirk:

[kay 🐻 bear @kayyybearxo]

smithereens is the worst way to get blown

[Joe Mama Santacruz @narwhal669]

@delaneenee 👹

[thebigcod @thebigcod]

I don’t even fucking care anymore man

[Lecie Geneva @LecieGeneva]

Bed rotting can be very rejuvenating. Sometimes we just need to REST.

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

my next piercing is going to be through my cranium