Rick Martin

I work at NASAL. I have this account because the board told me it was mandatory.

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

So, today's the day that 'Filling Holes' comes out. I'm in it... just look for me in Bob's Mom. You can get this awesome book on Amazon or at https://t.co/pb28YWmy0H #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@banksinator69 @MeetTheWTFs This book is clearly a bromance about the complexities of mine & Bob’s relationship! It’s also a little bit about Tom! Oh & that weird zombie chipmunk guy that eerily squatted on Bob’s oxford as he ate Tom! He was weird & I think he ate part of my shirt too! #squeezethebigends

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Check out our trailer that we made for Meet the WTFs! Yes, it is absolutely ironic that we made a video to sell a book. So that means you HAVE to check it out now. Don't forget to #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@banksinator69 @AmberGulley1 @GoatScribe @BellaJ1977 @shellandjeff @JadeBlondez @Superbokka @notobald @bbsilvermystic @LovelyStarMaker @Blooming_words @PatchieSteve @robbiemac72 @VWC_Writes @WickedParamour @Bron_Mitchell @leelee1873 @PrincesaJaz21 @Luna_May_x @MeetTheWTFs @SimonPsychosis @GingerMMS @twizzlernips @ceilingbackpack @NASALMark Sorry Dr. Banks but I don't know how to do the fancy movie poster thing. But when I was 10 I like to watch:
- Rocky
- King Kong
- The Bad News Bears
- Taxi Driver (my Dad made me watch this, it was confusing...I still don't get it)
@saveMaxie @Nasalrick @twizzlernips @nasalmark

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

#mandatorytweet I've been forgetting to do these, but Dr. Banks has pretty much given up...so now I just do what I want when I want! Booya!
#squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@NASALMark Oh shit! Who is it? Is it that one girl that her boyfriend jizzed to death but then came back to life? #squeezethebigends

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Check it out! We’re in this podcast! Don’t worry...we won’t get all snobby and shit when we get famous. We still have books to write, aliens to save, and holes to fill. #squeezethebigends https://t.co/wMd3V5Qbv7

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

#NationalGrilledCheeseSandwichDay reminds me of @NASALMark's old girlfriend! Didn't she die in a forest fire? I thought I read that in 'Fire and Furry' by Matt and Sal Strano. Also, I notice she's not at work anymore. #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@steak_umm I have a great commercial idea for you that is inspired by real life. When I was younger my Gram-Gram made me a quilt out of Steak-Umms for my birthday. I took a nap with it, and then ate my way out from under it. It was the best birthday ever!!! #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

Holy shit! Bob's face looks like a puffer fish! He's transitioning to a furry, and I love him for it! I was secretly hoping that he'd end up like Richard, but I have to admit he's really been boosting the morale around NASAL lately. #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

Sometimes I lay awake at night and think about all the cool things I could probably draw. But then during the day I really don't care to start drawing shit, so I just do my job in painful misery. #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@GingerMMS Sooo you were trying to private text me? I’m happy to go downtown with you, it’s a little late but I’m not doing anything other than binge watching ‘Good Morning World’

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@AmberGulley1 @MeetTheWTFs I asked my mom about bowling in the 1950s and she said that’s how the bloods and crips were formed. Something about a feud over if you should wait for the bowler next to you to go before you bowl or if it’s okay to bowl at the same time.

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Thinking of starting a short little podcast show with none other than @GingerMMS. It should be a fun project, a learning experience, and a venue to use more profanity and adolescent humor. #squeezethebigends

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

Holy shit! Bob's talking about getting a tattoo. ON HIS FACE! This is the best day ever! #Squeezethebigends #TattooBob

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@banksinator69 @saveMaxie You can't talk to me that way. I will kick your... your... tires. On your vehicle, I will kick your tires, Sir!

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

I wish Matt & Sal would write a book where I’m the hero & I get with the sexy hot girl that’s smarter than me & keeps me in line yet only gets paid a fraction of what I make. That shit worked for Dr Banks & now he’s famous with over 100 followers. Some guys have all the luck!

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Check it out, WTF’ers! The next book in the WTF Universe is out today...and that’s not even a shitty April Fools’ Joke! Get it here and leave us a review about how ridiculous it is! https://t.co/4ydPfI8E6F

[The WTF Universe @MeetTheWTFs]

Let’s see... #ThingsPeopleTakeTooSeriously are books. That’s why we wrote ridiculous books that take you on a fun ride. It’s not Pulitzer material...or is it? Check us out at https://t.co/o0SOsw2Bd0 ... we have a two whole books published now!! That’s one more than one!

[Rick Martin @NASALRick]

@MeetTheWTFs It’s not always fun when you gotta sit next to that asshole with the licorice nips!