natalie

If found please return to Johnny Depp

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Wanda was so real for this

[natalie @natalie_n28]

@riahthelee I'm a big fan of human and food names too but I also love pets with names of other animals hence my cats Mouse and Goose and then there's my girl Beatrice 😊

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

life is about trying the caesar salad at as many places as possible

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my notes app on my phone has seen me at my worst

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.

[natalie @natalie_n28]

@bemilystrom Oh my gosh, congrats! Her face is so sweet ❤️

[natalie @natalie_n28]

Ran into my little cousins at the store today and the first thing one says to me, completely unprompted, is "NATALIE! can you write me in your will so when you die I can be Mouse's new owner?" Hi nice to see you too buddy 😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“My body is a temple” ok mine is a run down chain store they turned into a spirit Halloween

[natalie @natalie_n28]

@quotesoferin Same

[natalie @natalie_n28]

My cat's name is Beatrice which was quickly shortened to Bea then moved on to just B which in turn transformed into Baby B and then progressed to Bumble Bee and now I just call her Bum Bum

[natalie @natalie_n28]

"back in the day you guys really thought ponchos were a great fashion choice?"

[natalie @natalie_n28]

Quotes from my 20 year old friends:
"Did you just say dvd collection? Sometimes I forget how old you are"
"What year were you born? It had to be sometime in the 60s I think?"

[natalie @natalie_n28]

The latest: they don't know the term "snail mail" ??

[natalie @natalie_n28]

My bff dropped off a jar of pickles for me to snack on at work today, a lil while later my boss comes up and says "Natalie can I ask you something?" I say "yes, what's up?" he says "can I have one of your pickles?"

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed @BlastZonePod]

Nowadays toasters all have Bluetooth and wifi and Alexa. In my day toasters were two things:
- Little
- Brave

[natalie @natalie_n28]

I had a dream (correction: nightmare) that in order to spite me someone cut off Bea's lil ear tufts 😭

[natalie @natalie_n28]

And this is why I foster ❤️

[natalie @natalie_n28]

36 hours til I pick up my foster mama cat and her 2 kittens!!

[natalie @natalie_n28]

@rootbeerthroat You are going to be so pruney but your heart will be so full

[natalie @natalie_n28]

I was issued a Macbook complete with a nifty crossbody bag for my new job so now I have a *work* laptop and a *personal* laptop and I literally feel so cool!!