Natalie Brucale ☠️

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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Not to sound dramatic but I think the only thing that can cure me is going to TJ Maxx and spending $20

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

mentally i’m here:

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: (Mumbling as boss approaches my desk) i’ll kill myself in front of you if you ask me to do a single thing I swear to god
Boss: Hey can you email me that thing
Me: Oh for sure playa. No doubt

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Its ok if you have been lazy bc it is very hot outside. Hot makes sleepy. And you’re just a person. So you’re gonna be sleepy. It’s not bc you’re bad…. You’re good. And pretty

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

The intimacy of eye contact. ♥️

[Juju @sajsona]

My passenger princess duties don’t include gps you will miss your turn

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

its so cool that a psychiatrist can give you pills but psychologists can only be like… “mmmm just as i suspected. you need true love’s kiss”

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

Everything will fall into place and all your worries will wash away. 🤍

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

had 2 glasses of wine about to text him “can I ask you something” and then turn my phone off til tomorrow

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

equipment upgrade

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Brewport Brewing Co (Bridgeport, CT)

[Natalie Brucale ☠️ @nataliebroccoli]

@stoolpresidente Dave you GOTTA have the white pie from Brewport, life changing stuff

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

the older I get, the more I understand that "acquire a number of similar things so we can put them in a row and admire them" is some kind of fundamental universal human impulse that underlies a great deal of our behaviour